Last night I dreamed that I had to prove it was possible to be pregnant with Linux.

Yeah, I've got nothing.

I also dreamed that the glass flower that Andrew made me when we were together broke. This was disturbing in several ways, the most obvious of which is that the flower is pretty and not easily replaceable.

I was asleep in the local library, and Neil Gaiman, Mum, and Felicia Day were there, trying to figure out ways to wake me up. Mum and Neil Gaiman were talking about a column I wrote in a wizarding newsletter called "How to be like Hermione". (There was also a column called "How to be like Harry".) Finally Felicia went in the room where I was sleep ( Read more... )

I started rewriting the book yesterday. The goal is to finish the second draft by the end of the month...or at least hit 50k. I'm at 6,000 words right now, so the latter goal is doable. If this draft is going to be the same length as the first draft, I'm behind. I'm not sure how long it's going to be, though. It may be a little shorter ( Read more... )

Last night I dreamed that I was in elementary school as my current self. The star roll and honor roll lists had just been released, except the honor roll was labeled Brights and the star roll Super Brights. I was on the Super Brights. There was a celebration for the Brights and Super Brights in the cafeteria. I walked toward the cafeteria, which ( Read more... )

Someone stole my dad and replaced him with a domestic warrior today. He cooked dinner tonight (steak, baked potatoes, and salad--okay, I did the salad) and even made the lemon pie that he's always asking Mum to make. The potatoes weren't quite done, but a bit of nuking in the microwave took care of that ( Read more... )

The night before I dreamed that I was getting ready for school at my parents' house. I was running late, and Mum was yelling at me to get ready already! However, there was something I needed, and it was at Grandmother's. I ran out the door toward her house to get it. The mystery object wasn't down there, so I returned. There was a pile of stuff on ( Read more... )

Last night I dreamed I was an astronaut. The team and I went into space to study Mars and an object named Prince that was ten times the size of Mars. When we landed on the Moon, half the team was to float out to Mars, and the other half was to float to Prince. Yes, float. I floated out to Prince and observed the Moon from Prince. I remembered a ( Read more... )

No, actually, I suck at this whole living thing lately ( Read more... )

I woke up from a really strange dream ( Read more... )

I had a dream this morning that I was getting married. It was an outdoor wedding, and when the person officiating the wedding asked if anyone objected to my marriage to this tall and handsome stranger, someone (I couldn't see who) approached the stage and declared their love for me. For some reason this person looked familiar to me, but I couldn' ( Read more... )