I am sneaky in my devotion to the Elder gods.
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
In April, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In June, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In November, I exposed ericalove to soul-rending horrors (250 points). Yesterday, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). Last week, I rescued stratagos from being sacrificed (-200 points). In December, I fed stratagos to a Shoggoth (250 points).
In short, I have been very good (275 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant,
Sushicaddy
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