Title: Heisei Land
Genre: romance, fluff, crack
Rating: G
Pairings: Inoodaii vs. Takayama vs. Takadaii
Summary: When two princes are told to get married, they're off to find their princess. But when the same two princes fall for the same princess, what kind of epic battle will ensue??!?! [whoa, dramatic much? XDD]
Notes: hmmm...not much to say? *collective gasps* XDDD mmmm...oh yeah. i'd like to say that JEN JEN JEN (
chibilover14) was the one who helped me with almost this whole chapter (seeing as it IS a takayama only chapter XD) *dumps credit on her*
“ACK GAWD,” Princess Yamako yelled angrily, as she lost, for perhaps the 50th time that night. She chucked her cards across the room and glared at the smug prince across from her.
“Oh, well what do we have here? A loser I believe….who owes me a batsu game,” Prince Takaki drawled in a triumphant voice. Princess Yamako looked at him furiously while Prince Takaki looked back with a teasing spark in his eyes. They had a long staring contest before Princess Yamako cracked under the prince’s eyes.
“Gawd, fine! What do you want me to do?!” Princess Yamako said annoyed, turning away from Prince Takaki’s intense eyes. He smirked.
“Hmm, well why don’t we go with a classic batsu game? You have to kiss me,” Prince Takaki said, finishing the sentence with a little pucker of his lips. He watched as Princess Yamako’s face changed from rage, to surprise, to uncertainty, to a cute shade of pink. “What, the strong and courageous princess can’t spare a little kiss?”
“I am NOT scared to k-kiss you!” Princess Yamako protested. She tried to add strength to her words but it faltered when she reached the word “kiss”, and when she saw Prince Takaki move closer to her. Her face flushed when he leaned in.
“Then prove it,” Prince Takaki whispered, his lips touching lightly against Princess Yamako’s ear. He smirked when Princess Yamako flinched and flushed, turning to stare at him with wide eyes. “Well,” Prince Takaki said softly, leaning even closer towards Princess Yamako, “if you’re not going to kiss me, then I’m going to kiss you…” He finally closed the gap between their lips and slowly placed his hands on top of Princess Yamako’s. He found it amusing that Princess Yamako seemed frozen, but he didn’t say anything as he added a little more pressure onto her lips.
The kiss was sweet and soft, but Princess Yamako still stiffened from surprise. When she finally realized the situation she quickly pulled away, her face flushing an extremely bright red. “I-I…what do you think you’re doing?!”
“Kissing you?” Prince Takaki replied bluntly, a small smile on his face.
“N-no! I-I meant…w-why are you kissing me?” Princess Yamako asked, stumbling over more of her words.
“It’s because you suck at cards,” Prince Takaki answered jokingly. Princess Yamako frowned and was opening her mouth to reply before Prince Takaki started again. “Look, whenever I talk, I get you angry. So…why don’t I explain it to you…through actions,” Prince Takaki finished quietly, leaning in and placing his lips softly on Princess Yamako’s again. He was a little worried when he felt Princess Yamako stiffen again, but just kissed her a little harder, still keeping the same sweet tone in it. He wanted to let her know that this wasn’t one of his stupid jokes, and that he actually cared. He moved his hands back to Princess Yamako’s and realized that she was so nervous that her hands were balled up. Prince Takaki placed his hands on top of hers and coaxed them out of the fists they were shaped in now.
After awhile he pulled away, albeit a little unwillingly, and stared at Princess Yamako shyly, wondering what she would do as a response to his “confession”.
Princess Yamako just sat there, dazed. She didn’t know what to say, or do. She looked at Prince Takaki and blushed, seeing how he was staring at her so intensely. Say something! Anything, she thought to herself furiously. Prince Takaki was obviously waiting for an answer, but her mind just wasn’t working! “I…” she tried, failing at forming a sentence. She flushed and looked down at the ground, knowing now that she both could not form sentences, or stare at Prince Takaki, without blushing. This is so humiliating, she thought to herself, what is wrong with me?!
Prince Takaki frowned when he saw Princess Yamako sporting a look close to internal struggle on her face. It should NOT be so hard to decide whether she liked kissing with him or not. I mean, he’s Prince Takaki. Enough said. “….If you didn’t like me kissing you, you could’ve just stopped me the first time I tried,” he said, annoyance showing in his voice. He shifted back to his original position, before he had kissed Princess Yamako, and drew his legs up to his chest, wrapping his arms around them and placing his chin on top. He spun around, away from Princess Yamako, and his lips formed a pout. And thus, he slipped into his sulking mode.
Princess Yamako was at first surprised by Prince Takaki’s actions but then she frowned. This guy was like a big, overgrown baby! She sighed. “Prince Takaki…?” she asked softly, still a little hesitant from the kisses. She frowned even more when the prince didn’t even flinch. Was he ignoring her?!? Nuh-uh, she thought to herself, NOBODY ignores Princess Yamako. She quickly crawled in front of Prince Takaki and shoved her face in front of his. When Prince Takaki looked up at her in surprise, she blushed a little, but the determination on her face didn’t fade.
Prince Takaki pouted and turned his head to the side. “What do you want…” he said, his voice sounding extremely childish. He heard Princess Yamako sigh. He froze when he felt her fingertips touching against his jaw, turning his face to look at her own close one.
“Whenever I say something, I get you mad,” she said softly, quoting the prince, “but when I don’t say anything, you get even more mad. So I guess I’ll have to use my actions to speak for me,” Princess Yamako said shyly, before leaning forward and pressing her lips against Prince Takaki’s pouting ones.
Prince Takaki’s eyes widened but then he smiled in the kiss. He was pretty sure that Princess Yamako only intended for the kiss to be an extremely short one but…it should be okay if he pushed it a little farther, right? He quickly lifted his hands from the ground when he felt Princess Yamako already pulling away, and placed them on Princess Yamako’s waist, tugging her a little closer. He froze, however, when he felt Princess Yamako jerk and break the kiss.
“What are you doing?!” she asked, sounding somewhat panicked.
“I…I’m sorry! I just thought that y-you…I…umm,” Prince Takaki rambled, scared that he had gotten Princess Yamako angry. He was, again, thrown for a loop, when Princess Yamako had a ghost of a smile on her lips.
“Oh good, I thought you found out that that’s my ticklish spo-“ Princess Yamako’s eyes widened and she quickly slapped her hands over her mouth.
Prince Takaki blinked in confusion, before grinning evilly. “Oh really…” he said mischievously, scooting closer to Princess Yamako.
Princess Yamako felt panic flash through her. “NO!” she shouted, quickly rising to her feet and backing away from the prince. She felt herself flush when she saw that Prince Takaki had also stood up, his hands positioned in a way that made it very clear as to what was going to happen next.
“HAHAHA,” Prince Takaki yelled, as he lunged after the horrified princess, grabbing onto her waist and tickling her mercilessly.
“STOP IT!!” Princess Yamako screamed, while laughing uncontrollably. She got out of Prince Takaki’s clutches for a few seconds, long enough to run farther away from him, closer towards her bed.
Prince Takaki grinned and ran right up to her. He stretched his arms out to tickle her again when he tripped over a piece of cloth on the ground. He let out a sharp gasp as he crashed onto the poor, defenseless princess underneath him.
Princess Yamako had been scared when she realized she had just ran all the way into a dead end, the back of her legs hitting the bed. But now, as she saw Prince Takaki stretching his arms out to either side of her, that fear struck in her heart. She was at first confused when she saw panic flash across Prince Takaki’s face, but when she saw him towering over her, and falling, she knew exactly what was going to happen next. “EEEEEK!” she screamed as she felt a heavy weight crash on to her.
“Ohhhhh god,” Prince Takaki groaned, shaking his head. Hey, at least I landed on something soft, Prince Takaki thought to himself. He looked down to see what he had landed on and flushed. He had Princess Yamako pinned down…on the bed.
“Oh gawd, you’re heavy,” Princess Yamako shouted, finally opening her eyes from that scarring accident. She gasped and blushed furiously when she realized that Prince Takaki was on top of her. She started to squirm. “Get off of me!”
Prince Takaki was at first feeling a little shy, but seeing Princess Yamako acting so cute like this…he smirked leaned down to press a long kiss on the princess’s waiting lips.