Inkhorn.
I just talked to my nephew on the phone while my mom was looking for the linkin logs in the spare bedroom. Ah, those family bonding moments...
So today wasn't terribly good for anything. I've felt like shit all day. That made it hard to feel like doing anything. I've not yet finished my chem lab report despite spending two and a half hours at Stevan's, but I have the prelab for tomorrow ready. Sadly I've not had time to get into trig yet so I don't know how much good recitation will do me tomorrow. But whatever.
Nothing bad really matters right now. Because of the contents of this picture.
D'aw, look at him. I have nine single sprouts that survived the twin disasters that were Christmas break and no sunlight or attention for three months. But now, with only a week spent on my desk by the window when the blanket has been pulled back during the daylight hours, and of course some water, I've got a brand new sprout. Not only that, but it's a normal color and isn't all long and stringy from chasing anything that looks like chloroform. I'm proud of the little guy.
But not so proud as to name him. You guys tell me, is that weird?
Today is the first day I haven't seen Rom in something like eight days. I think that's healthy, a nice break. Of course when I got on the bus tonight I was mentally praying fervently that he'd get on at the library, but I knew he wouldn't be so I wasn't completely destroyed when he didn't. I think this relationship is good. I think it might work out if I don't go into totally desperate mode, and he into complete asshole mode.
I would say he is incapable but I'd have said that about my last boyfriend too. So let's stay cautiously optimistic.
So I had an idea for a video today while walking to Chemistry. It'd be how to be sarcastic on a budget. And the budget being able to think fast. One way is to sell your sarcasm by actually believing what you are saying. For example:
*glance at watch* To friends "I have ten minutes to get to the library; how will I ever make it?"
Friends give you a skeptical look.
Cut to shot revealing that the library is across the street.
After a pause, hold up your hands and say "I mean, if I crawled on my hands and knees, I might still arrive to early."
Everyone enjoys some hearty laughter. Friends cut right, you walk across the street. Friends gossip about how you are an idiot. The end.
It has potential, maybe. And no it is COMPLETELY FICTION AND THIS SO DIDN'T HAPPEN DON'T JUDGE ME.
We were down the street two buildings, not directly across the street. It still took like, five minutes to get there. Not that it happened.
1.Affectedly or ostentatiously learned; pedantic.
Okay, so this struck me as funny, sorry if you don't think so. But why did they bother with the pronunciation guide? I mean, yeah, I know why, but I think they should have just said "Pronunciation: See left." Just me? Okay.
So today wasn't terribly good for anything. I've felt like shit all day. That made it hard to feel like doing anything. I've not yet finished my chem lab report despite spending two and a half hours at Stevan's, but I have the prelab for tomorrow ready. Sadly I've not had time to get into trig yet so I don't know how much good recitation will do me tomorrow. But whatever.
Nothing bad really matters right now. Because of the contents of this picture.
D'aw, look at him. I have nine single sprouts that survived the twin disasters that were Christmas break and no sunlight or attention for three months. But now, with only a week spent on my desk by the window when the blanket has been pulled back during the daylight hours, and of course some water, I've got a brand new sprout. Not only that, but it's a normal color and isn't all long and stringy from chasing anything that looks like chloroform. I'm proud of the little guy.
But not so proud as to name him. You guys tell me, is that weird?
Today is the first day I haven't seen Rom in something like eight days. I think that's healthy, a nice break. Of course when I got on the bus tonight I was mentally praying fervently that he'd get on at the library, but I knew he wouldn't be so I wasn't completely destroyed when he didn't. I think this relationship is good. I think it might work out if I don't go into totally desperate mode, and he into complete asshole mode.
I would say he is incapable but I'd have said that about my last boyfriend too. So let's stay cautiously optimistic.
So I had an idea for a video today while walking to Chemistry. It'd be how to be sarcastic on a budget. And the budget being able to think fast. One way is to sell your sarcasm by actually believing what you are saying. For example:
*glance at watch* To friends "I have ten minutes to get to the library; how will I ever make it?"
Friends give you a skeptical look.
Cut to shot revealing that the library is across the street.
After a pause, hold up your hands and say "I mean, if I crawled on my hands and knees, I might still arrive to early."
Everyone enjoys some hearty laughter. Friends cut right, you walk across the street. Friends gossip about how you are an idiot. The end.
It has potential, maybe. And no it is COMPLETELY FICTION AND THIS SO DIDN'T HAPPEN DON'T JUDGE ME.
We were down the street two buildings, not directly across the street. It still took like, five minutes to get there. Not that it happened.
1.Affectedly or ostentatiously learned; pedantic.
Okay, so this struck me as funny, sorry if you don't think so. But why did they bother with the pronunciation guide? I mean, yeah, I know why, but I think they should have just said "Pronunciation: See left." Just me? Okay.