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[surrealist_7]

The boss:
*points to lily*
"This is the death flower, did you know that? Yeah, it's for Easter. Yeah! Jesus! He died! Then came back! Then he left again! Jesus thought, 'the hell with this, I'm getting outta here!!'"

Customer:
*tries sample*
"Oh my! These are so garlicy. There will be no vampires after me today!"

Rosa (fellow worker): "Are twins

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[amurderouscrow]

They probably do, cause I got this one yesterday:

customer: So how is school going?
hannah: its alright.
customer: And where are you going?
hannah: southern.
customer: And do you like it?
hannah: no to be honest i hate it, so i'm transferring next year to either nyu, emerson or uconn.
customer: Oh...really? So why don't you transfer?
hannah: *blink* I am transferring... i just said that.
customer: So what are you majoring in?
hannah: the plan is to major in film direction.
customer: you know emerson has a good film program, you should apply there.
hannah: I just said that I blinked.
customer: oh heehee hee hee

[amurderouscrow]

I meant to type "I just said that I did." Not blinked. Though I did blink at the time.

[surrealist_7]

hahahahaa that' great.

i actually wouldn't have noticed you wrote "blinked". I read it as "did". Weird.

[diamondhenna]

i like these little excerpts. keep 'em coming. :)
do you still work at clovernook?

[surrealist_7]

hehe
yep, i do, but that's only a summer-fall job :)