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The boss:
*points to lily*
"This is the death flower, did you know that? Yeah, it's for Easter. Yeah! Jesus! He died! Then came back! Then he left again! Jesus thought, 'the hell with this, I'm getting outta here!!'"
Customer:
*tries sample*
"Oh my! These are so garlicy. There will be no vampires after me today!"
Rosa (fellow worker): "Are twins more difficult as babies or as toddlers?"
Kathy (a frequent): "Hmmm...lemme think....a baby breastfeeding on each breast or chasing them around Brookside everyday..."
Pesticides from the fruit and veggies must evaporate into the air where they mess with our brains at Brookside.