Dick had had a great evening with Veronica at prom and yes, admitting that in his head still sounded a bit weird to him. If someone suggested it a year ago he wouldn't have thought it possible. But there it was. He had gotten back late and barely managed to take that monkey suit of his off before passing out in bed ( Read more... )

Dick had come back from getting his fortune told at the park in a fairly good mood. Sure, he was apparently destined to marry a rodent but there were worse wives out there than a squirrel. There'd be plenty of rum around at least. And they would probably be good dancers at the wedding. That was always good ( Read more... )

Dick's mother had sent a huge Valentine's Day package filled with every kind of candy imaginable. She may have been a botox-filled monster but the lady knew how to make her son happy. Right now Dick was digging into his Valentine's gift early and working his way through a huge bag of Skittles.

The door was open.

[For one and up for great SPing

Dick was sitting in his room and was kicking Sparkles' ass at Mario Kart for the umpteenth time in a row. It was Sparkles fault for choosing to play as Peach. She sucks. Bowser for the win.

[For a certain phone call. Or calls]

The only good thing about the writers strike was that MTV had nothing better to play than Top Model marathons. Which pleased both Sparkles (since he loved Miss J) and Dick (since he had PMS). Dick was snuggled in his covers with a giant bowl of ice cream in his hands ( Read more... )

Dick woke up late on Wednesday. He had gotten back to Fandom late last night but had trouble falling asleep for obvious reasons. He wasn't one to feel guilty about anything so it wasn't guilt that kept him awake. It wasn't like he was married or anything. He just didn't feel like arguing. But then again he and Veronica agreed not to tell anybody ( Read more... )

Dick was sitting at his desk writing out a list of things he wanted for Christmas at the request of his brother. He knew that Beaver was going to pass on the list to their mother so she could go out and buy gifts that Dick specifically asked for. Beav said it makes her feel like she's doing a great job as a mother when she gets Dick *gasp* exactly ( Read more... )

Dick had been on the phone since he had gotten up this morning. If it wasn't people from the company calling him with questions about this or that, it was his wife or kids calling him about stuff. You'd think he'd be able to leave for a school reunion for two days without all hell breaking loose. But you'd be wrong ( Read more... )

Yeah, Dick felt like crap. Again. His covers were pulled over his head and he tried to block out any light from coming in since that just made his headache worse. He was also feeling hot all over and not in the way he usually did ( Read more... )

Dick practically ran to his room after his Fandom Invasions class. He shut and locked the door as soon as he came in. He did not need Annette coming to visit until after he stopped freaking out. He needed to vent to somebody. So he left a handwavy message for the only other person who would understand and waited for her to show up.