How To Dress Like A 12 Year Old Elderly Man....

[supreme_nothing]

Okay look, I have no business giving out fashion advice, so don't take this rant seriously. I've held this theory in my mind for a few years but recently I've come to confirm that it's true. Shorts are goofy as hell and 90% of most men look kinda stupid in them. Don't get me wrong, I wear the damn things, (I've got em' on right now) but out there

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im not much on fashion but heres my 2 cents

[mehtul]

wow, I can't think of how many times I have had those exact thoughts sulk around in my cranium. The only problem I have is the damn comfort factor. As soon as it gets warm enough to wear them I am all shorts. I totally look like an ass in them but I shit they are so comfortable. I am no Jeff Corwin but damn I think my legs are the best part of my body. My opinions on shorts purchases and what to stay away from.
1. Stay away from pleats!!!!!!!! Get you a few pair of painters/construction shorts. The straighter the better. Men dont need anything to accentuate their hips. =P
2. Avoid Khaki as much as possible (hard sometimes). Dark and brooding the better. Browns Greens(earthy) Blacks.
3. Overworn, but camos are always punk! Camo (cutoff preferably) have a grandfather clause to them. Always acceptable :D
4. Only wear collar shirts with shorts if they are bowling style shirts. The occasional izod style shirt (no logo of course) is ok. Dark again no pinks or bright colors. We are not playing golf today.
5. Never tuck in shirts while wearing shorts. Shorts are lazy wear. Just like Supreme... if you want to dress nice dont wear shorts.

these are the sole opinions of the bunny and are the guidelines I follow for menly short fashions and are not supported by this Livejournal community.