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This is the kind of thing that might be more fitting as a tweet than an lj entry... but dude, I had to share.

Here's what I just heard as part of an evening news promo:

Female Newscaster: Shaking what they've got - to prove a theory wrong...
Male Newscaster: Why supporters say scantily-clothed women do not cause earthquakes.
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I can't decide whether I love or hate Andy Dick right now.  I'm watching the 2006 Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner (which is overall hilarious, let me just say), and Andy's one of the roasters... and he's been giving off some very mixed signals in terms of his likability.

In the minus column:

( annoying things Andy Dick did during the roast )

In the process of my writing up another post, the lovely jedipirate has decided to play thesaurus fairy and help me find a word that basically means "to make a royal mess of something" (...which is a phrase I might actually use instead, come to think of it).  During this brave endeavor we have discovered two things ( Read more... )

Okay, the medical pun is terrible, but... dude.  DUDE.  I'm watching last Sunday's Simpsons, "Postcards from the Wedge," and there's a House M.D. Itchy & Scratchy parody!  Guys, this sh-- is brilliant, I swear.  ( mild Simpsons spoiler )

So, jedipirate linked me to this over on Twitter... and it was just too priceless not to share:


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So, what if Harry Potter grew up and became the manager/CFO of a ridiculously successful death metal band?

...And then learned some kickass fighting moves.

That would be the granddaddy of all crack, wouldn't it?   o_O

Somebody write this, plz.

(nicked from underlucius)

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