AU CRAP
Your name is TODD INGRAM. The first thing most people notice about you is your WEIRD BLOOD COLOR. You are, in fact, one of the few survivors of the usually deadly troll disease known as VEGANISM. Your side effects include INCREDIBLE PSYCHIC POWERS and A SMUG SENSE OF SUPERIORITY.
You contracted the disease after your LUSUS, a TREE named...well, nothing, dropped POISONOUS FRUIT from its branches for you to eat. Or it could've been dropping them for no reason at all. Come to think of it, your LUSUS was A LITTLE NEGLECTFUL. But you aren't the brightest grub in the cesspool so you ate whatever it dropped down for you. And look how it paid off! Your blood GLOWS IN THE DARK! That is totally cool and not weird or anything.
You consider yourself a ROCK STAR. In your culture that means you make a variety of loud noises by swiping at your FOUR-STRINGED NOISE PRODUCTION DEVICE and beat up anyone who tells you to go away. When not BEING NOISY, you enjoy BEATING UP ON LOSERS, especially your UNBELIEVABLY STUPID KISMESIS.
Your trolltag is vegAnnihilator and you're [[bassically always glowing]].
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Lunatone lv 73
Nickname: Moon Bro
Gender: None
Attacks:
Psychic
Stealth Rock
Ice Beam
Signal Beam
Todd's...starter pokemon. He didn't get it from a professor or anything. He actually beat it up himself. Moon Bro doesn't care, though. Apparently its only emotion is lineface. :|
Metagross lv 67
Nickname: Maximus
Gender: None
Attacks:
Earthquake
Meteor Mash
Hammer Arm
Zen Headbutt
This guy is so cool. It's made of metal and shit. And has an X on it. That's how you know it's X-TREME.
Xatu lv 60
Nickname: Flip (FLIP THE BIRD, GET IT HURRHURR)
Gender: Male
Attacks:
Psycho Shift
Future Sight
Ominous Wind
Drill Peck
This bird's pretty chill. Todd's big on birds. He doesn't even eat them or anything.
Starmie lv 53
Nickname: Lone Star
Gender: None
Attacks:
Psyshock
Surf
Confuse Ray
Thunderbolt
Oh snap son, this is a WATER pokemon with THUNDERBOLT. No one's gonna expect that. Also it can surf, which is useful.
Exeggutor lv 45
Nickname: Omelet
Gender: Male
Attacks:
Confusion
Poisonpowder
Sleep Powder
Wood Hammer
Is this thing vegan? Who knows.
Solosis lv 24
Nickname: What
Gender: Who the hell can tell
Attacks:
Rollout
Hidden Power
Psywave
Recover
Todd's newest pokemon. How HIGH do you have to BE to even catch this thing? What is it? A sentient pea? What the fuck.