ON ANOTHER PLANE OF BEING...
Your name is MATTHEW PATEL. You are probably the WORST TROLL EVER, but you really couldn't care less about that. You enjoy PIRATES, SINGING, DANCING, CHEESY MUSICALS, and setting FIRE to ALMOST EVERYTHING with your MYSTICAL POWERS.
Your BLOOD is pretty much THE WORST. You try to make up for this by being OUTRAGEOUSLY FASHIONABLE, but you have to make your own clothes so that doesn't work out so well on the regular. You also wear your HAIR in a TOTALLY STUPID way that you tell yourself looks COOL. Your LUSUS, a DEMON named CHARLOTTE, also tells you that it looks COOL. There may or may not be something INHERENTLY WRONG with you due to the fact that you have a FEMALE LUSUS, but you really don't have time to worry about things like that.
You are pretty sure that ROMANCE is a very FREEFORM THING. Hence, your quadrants SHIFT almost CONSTANTLY, though they do usually bounce back.
Usually.
Your KISMESIS is almost always TODD INGRAM, and you're pretty sure your MOIRAIL is LUCAS LEE. Or maybe he was your MATESPRIT.
Your Trollian username is mysticIncendiary and you KEYBOARD SMASH L1KE NO1'S BUS1NESS111.
Your BLOOD is pretty much THE WORST. You try to make up for this by being OUTRAGEOUSLY FASHIONABLE, but you have to make your own clothes so that doesn't work out so well on the regular. You also wear your HAIR in a TOTALLY STUPID way that you tell yourself looks COOL. Your LUSUS, a DEMON named CHARLOTTE, also tells you that it looks COOL. There may or may not be something INHERENTLY WRONG with you due to the fact that you have a FEMALE LUSUS, but you really don't have time to worry about things like that.
You are pretty sure that ROMANCE is a very FREEFORM THING. Hence, your quadrants SHIFT almost CONSTANTLY, though they do usually bounce back.
Usually.
Your KISMESIS is almost always TODD INGRAM, and you're pretty sure your MOIRAIL is LUCAS LEE. Or maybe he was your MATESPRIT.
Your Trollian username is mysticIncendiary and you KEYBOARD SMASH L1KE NO1'S BUS1NESS111.