003 ♪ [voice]

[supertornado]

[BZZZZZZT. The communicator turns on to audio with that shock, and there's a scream of "UWAH" as Sakano promptly drops the thing. He picks it up quickly.]

I'd forgotten we needed to use this... Is everyone alright?! Mr. President, how are you doing?! I've been trying to find a weapon, but...

[He pauses, glances around (though you can't see that

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[blameshimself]

A suitcase isn't a weapon. [...] Although you did an excellent job last time fending off all those monsters!

[supertornado]

Ah... Yes. It's the best I have, so...

You're still safe? [spoilers: he's probably been checking every five minutes]

[blameshimself]

You could have borrowed a pipe or something from 111. I wouldn't have minded.

I'm still safe. ♥ Tetsu-kun barricaded the door with his body so I was unable to leave for a while. [ And then Tetsu died, but. ] And you? Are you still in one piece?

[supertornado]

...I wasn't aware that you had extra pipes.

That's good to hear, though, sir. I'm fine, of course! I couldn't get hurt with so much work to do, haha...

[blameshimself]

Oh~? Didn't I tell you? I swore I had!

No, it wouldn't do if you were to be injured. But you should know better than to go out alone, especially at a time like this. Shouldn't you?

[supertornado]

...M-maybe you did! A-ah, it must have slipped my mind in all of the gunfire! Forgive me!

... W-w-w-well, I was only stepping out for a moment, you see!

[blameshimself]

Maybe so! [ He didn't. And Tohma knows he didn't. Tohma's just an asshole. ]

Do you know what can happen in a moment, Sakano-san?

[supertornado]

A-ah, well, yes sir, but--

[A pause because I am doing this post in real time sort of and oh shit NPC. MOTION NOISES.]

[blameshimself]

[ ARE YOU GOING TO TRAUMATIZE TOHMA?! ]

...But?

[supertornado]

[Yes. Yes I am.]

UWAH!!

[blameshimself]

Wh-What is it...?

[supertornado]

[That font size 7 WAHHHH down there?

You get that after long silence

and then gunshots]

[blameshimself]

[ FUCKING HELL WHY DID YOU THROW THE COMMUNICATOR. You do realize you're fired. Again. For the umpteenth time. Right? ]

Sakano-san!

[supertornado]

[I BET THE VIDEO COMES ON

EVEN IF IT DOESN'T CAN YOU HEAR HIS SCREAMING AND FALLING AND SHOOTING AND MORE SCREAMING

He's probably yelling stuff about how he has work to do]

[blameshimself]

[ YEAH WELL HE'S NOT COMING TO GET YOU. He told you not to go out alone. HE ASKED IF YOU KNEW WHAT COULD HAPPEN IN A MOMENT. And stop screaming! You're tugging at his heartstrings! ]

Oh, you idiot.

[supertornado]

[Y-YES SIR

he falls silent

cuz he's dead]