bored as a mother.
(_) I never have been drunk
(_) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(x) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(x) I never crashed a friend's car
(_) I never have been to Japan
(_) I never ridden in a taxi
(x) I never had anal sex [so far :-)]
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never had sex
(x) I never have had sex in public
(x) I never have been dumped
(_) I never shoplifted
(x) I never have been fired
(x) I never have been in a fistfight
(x) I never had a threesome
(x) I never snuck out of my parents' house
(x) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(x) I never have been caught masturbating
(x) I never pissed on myself (as a baby we all did)
(x) I never pissed on someone else
(x) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(_) I never have been arrested
(_) I never made out with a stranger
(x) I never stole something from my job
(x) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(x) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(x) I never had a crush on a teacher
(x) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(_) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(_) I never slept with a co-worker
(x) I never cut myself on purpose
(x) I never had sex at the office
(x) I've never been married
(x) I've never been divorced
(_) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(_) I never have posed nude
(x) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(x) I never cheated on my significant other
(x) I never had sex with my boss
(x) I never have eaten snake meat
(x) I never jumped out of an airplane
(x) I have never been to a nudist event
(_) I never had a permanent residence outside of the state I was born in
(_) I never have ridden an elephant
(_) I have never made out with someone whose name I did not know at the time
(x) I have never had intercourse (anal or vaginal) without a condom.
(x) I never have smoked weed out of a beer can
(x) I never left someone at the altar
(x) I've never stalked someone.
(x) I never tried to blind someone
(x) I have never stripped someone against their will and thrown them out into public.
(x) I've never done a substance stronger than alchohol or weed
(x) I've never killed an animal or person on purpose.
(x) I've never wished I would die.
(_) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(x) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(x) I never crashed a friend's car
(_) I never have been to Japan
(_) I never ridden in a taxi
(x) I never had anal sex [so far :-)]
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never had sex
(x) I never have had sex in public
(x) I never have been dumped
(_) I never shoplifted
(x) I never have been fired
(x) I never have been in a fistfight
(x) I never had a threesome
(x) I never snuck out of my parents' house
(x) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(x) I never have been caught masturbating
(x) I never pissed on myself (as a baby we all did)
(x) I never pissed on someone else
(x) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(_) I never have been arrested
(_) I never made out with a stranger
(x) I never stole something from my job
(x) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(x) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(x) I never had a crush on a teacher
(x) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(_) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(_) I never slept with a co-worker
(x) I never cut myself on purpose
(x) I never had sex at the office
(x) I've never been married
(x) I've never been divorced
(_) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(_) I never have posed nude
(x) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(x) I never cheated on my significant other
(x) I never had sex with my boss
(x) I never have eaten snake meat
(x) I never jumped out of an airplane
(x) I have never been to a nudist event
(_) I never had a permanent residence outside of the state I was born in
(_) I never have ridden an elephant
(_) I have never made out with someone whose name I did not know at the time
(x) I have never had intercourse (anal or vaginal) without a condom.
(x) I never have smoked weed out of a beer can
(x) I never left someone at the altar
(x) I've never stalked someone.
(x) I never tried to blind someone
(x) I have never stripped someone against their will and thrown them out into public.
(x) I've never done a substance stronger than alchohol or weed
(x) I've never killed an animal or person on purpose.
(x) I've never wished I would die.