I wish that Dreamwidth would add your current Last.fm songs to your music.
Anyway,
first part of the movie shuffle meme. From
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bratalie: Blake Lively, Heath Ledger, Kristen Wiig, and Idris Elba
30 Days or Less (song: "White Knuckles", OK Go)
You'll never get that taste out of your mouth
You'll never get the paw prints out of the hen house now
And you can't go back the same way you came
Round all the pieces up, but they just don't fit the same.
Marcie (Blake Lively) goes on vacation and comes back with a pet demon. Well, technically Raniel (Heath Ledger) is an incubus, but that's semantics. Whatever he is, she hooked up with him on spring break and when she gets back home to Austin, Neil (call him Neil) is waiting for Marcie in the apartment that she shares with her sister Alicia (Kristen Wiig). According to incubus law, he has up to a month after their first encounter to kill her, but Neil's too busy playing Wii Sports and eating all the food to really care. Meanwhile, Marcie (who so does not want to die right now) and Alicia are trying to find some sort of loophole that will prevent the imminent deathy part from coming, all while trying to convince Alicia's boyfriend Quentin (Idris Elba) that absolutely nothing is wrong, even though there is a strange man in a bathrobe on their couch and the apartment constantly reeks of sulfur.
This would actually be more of a comedy, even though the poster's all B&W and wannabe artsy-fartsy. I also did an alternate version with
Chris Hemsworth as Neil, just for fun.