The Worst
Had a question to one of those silly quizzes a while back. It asked what appeared to be a very simple question: What is the worst thing you've ever done while drunk? I didn't have a simple answer so I started a list in order to compare. I realized that if someone had read my response without knowing me personally that it would paint the picture of a highly dysfunctional (and potentially psychotic?) person. A conversation with one of my old friends reminded me of this question so I decided to revisit it, purely for my own entertainment. So if you read this, and you somehow don't know me very well? I assure you that I am a functional "normal" human being. Now anyways.
So here it is, a list of the worst things I've done while drunk:
- Drove home (the one-eye-hope-and-pray kind of drive)
- Ran full throttle through a parkinglot in 4" heels and a corset after some guy (ended in many scrapes and bruises)
- Kissed my friend's wife
- Slept with an ex-boyfriend while dating someone else
- Beat up my step-mother (response to years of verbal abuse)
- Purposely stabbed some guy with a cigarette for dancing in my space
- Purposefully sliced my friend's hand open (looooong story.)
- Screamed at and cursed out my other step-mother (umm..)
- Told someone I loved them (when I really didn't)
- Lost my father's gun (no, I was not trying to shoot anyone just looking at it)
- Told a female friend I thought she was a man when I met her (well, i did but maybe i should have kept that to myself?)
- Wandered down to the side of Boulder Creek with a complete stranger (maybe this is one of the stupidest things?)
- Made a horrible objectifying comment about a friend
- Asked some guy if his cock was really as big as a coke can (that's what the rumors were!)
- Peed in public on the side of a gas station b/c they wouldn't let me use the bathroom (should I really admit to this?!)
- Hit a friend with a hocky stick (really, it was playfully meant)
- Threw a drink in that same friends face (we played too hard) (not the same night)
- Smoked an entire pack of cloves in one night (payed for that!! ugh!)
- Smoke 4 packs of cigarettes in one night (more than once)
Next time I need to make a list of the dumbest shit of things I've done while drunk. Those are funny at least.
I'm so glad I quit drinking like a maniac.
So here it is, a list of the worst things I've done while drunk:
- Drove home (the one-eye-hope-and-pray kind of drive)
- Ran full throttle through a parkinglot in 4" heels and a corset after some guy (ended in many scrapes and bruises)
- Kissed my friend's wife
- Slept with an ex-boyfriend while dating someone else
- Beat up my step-mother (response to years of verbal abuse)
- Purposely stabbed some guy with a cigarette for dancing in my space
- Purposefully sliced my friend's hand open (looooong story.)
- Screamed at and cursed out my other step-mother (umm..)
- Told someone I loved them (when I really didn't)
- Lost my father's gun (no, I was not trying to shoot anyone just looking at it)
- Told a female friend I thought she was a man when I met her (well, i did but maybe i should have kept that to myself?)
- Wandered down to the side of Boulder Creek with a complete stranger (maybe this is one of the stupidest things?)
- Made a horrible objectifying comment about a friend
- Asked some guy if his cock was really as big as a coke can (that's what the rumors were!)
- Peed in public on the side of a gas station b/c they wouldn't let me use the bathroom (should I really admit to this?!)
- Hit a friend with a hocky stick (really, it was playfully meant)
- Threw a drink in that same friends face (we played too hard) (not the same night)
- Smoked an entire pack of cloves in one night (payed for that!! ugh!)
- Smoke 4 packs of cigarettes in one night (more than once)
Next time I need to make a list of the dumbest shit of things I've done while drunk. Those are funny at least.
I'm so glad I quit drinking like a maniac.