lottery
so there's this 340 million dollar lottery going on for powerball in minnesota and i bought a ticket for a buck. now, here's the thing about lotteries. you know you're not gonna win, but then, you just start thinking, what if? and eventually your brain sort of switches things around and you almost half expect to win. i used to see all those people who bought lottery tickets and think, look at all these f heads - what a sorry excuse for trash. they're all lottery addicts. they make me wanna vomit and slit my wrists just for being the same species.
but then i bought a ticket. and just the thought of the possibility of winning, that it COULD happen - well, i was trippin man! first i started out with my friends - got paul and krista a new house and all the music equipment for a world class studio. put joe through seminary so he can preach at blessed beer blast - the new and popular, yet controversial lutheran church. got blake and karissa their choice of premier wedding rings. got ryan a panda to play furries with. got austin a life supply of video game coupons at target. got sumey nothing to spite him and make all my other friends happy. got rafe a personal physical trainer to shadow him and pop his knee back in place after he repeatedly crumbles on himself like a poorly stacked house of cards. no, change that, i'm just gonna rebuild him from the waist down and give him a few extra inches for good measure. last but not least, i got myself an entourage consisting of a posse of ninjas and harem of geisha to do my bidding and run my flying bullet train.
unfortunately, i didn't win and lost my lottery high, so i'm just gonna go vommit and slit my wrists now. f' you powerball.
but then i bought a ticket. and just the thought of the possibility of winning, that it COULD happen - well, i was trippin man! first i started out with my friends - got paul and krista a new house and all the music equipment for a world class studio. put joe through seminary so he can preach at blessed beer blast - the new and popular, yet controversial lutheran church. got blake and karissa their choice of premier wedding rings. got ryan a panda to play furries with. got austin a life supply of video game coupons at target. got sumey nothing to spite him and make all my other friends happy. got rafe a personal physical trainer to shadow him and pop his knee back in place after he repeatedly crumbles on himself like a poorly stacked house of cards. no, change that, i'm just gonna rebuild him from the waist down and give him a few extra inches for good measure. last but not least, i got myself an entourage consisting of a posse of ninjas and harem of geisha to do my bidding and run my flying bullet train.
unfortunately, i didn't win and lost my lottery high, so i'm just gonna go vommit and slit my wrists now. f' you powerball.