life...
so i was talking to carl the other day and he was like, 'how's life these days?' and i said, 'you know what, i really haven't seen him for a while. last i heard, he had knocked up some chick, but then she lost it due to complications and drugs maybe. yeah, life...hope he's hanging in there...remember that one time he gave bob some lemons, and everyone thought he was gonna make lemonade, but bob just ended up chucking one right back at him? hit him right the kisser point blank! haha, that was great wasn't it? and then there was that other time when he was on that line, what was that again? a tightrope? oh no, i remember, he got pulled over for swerving in the street and the cops were checking if he was too drunk to drive. yeah, he ended up getting a dui and couldn't drive for 6 months. ahhh, good ol' life. what a character, always changing. sometimes he's good, sometimes he's bad. man, that guy is just full of surprises.'