the wasted worm
has anyone ever seen those tequila bottles that has a worm in it? what the hell kind of marketing strategy is that?! i know we're in the age of shock value and all, but is that really necessary? i actually saw someone drop one of those bottles once, honest to god, and it exploded on impact. the worm was just stunned for a second, and i was sort of far away and didn't have my glasses on, but it looked like the thought bubble above his head read, 'whoa! i'm sooooooooo drunk...' and then he just hi-tailed it out of there before someone picked him up and dropped him in a pepsi bottle or something. it was a damn near miraculous escape. i was inspired.