OMGTWILIGHT

[superri]

EDWARD: OMG BELLA stop trying to get me to tell you my deep dark secrets. WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS!!

BELLA: BUT EDDY-POO, YOU SAVED ME FROM A TRUCK AND WE ARE SO OBVIOUSLY MEANT TO BE TOGETHER BECAUSE I DREAM OF YOU AND SHIT.

EDWARD: BUT I'M DANGEROUS!!!!! *stalks off...sexily

Comments

[inoldentimes]

...and it doesn't really get any better.

[superri]

That was a VERY fast response. Hahaha! I've heard that doesn't get better. I'm in it for the sparkles and dazzling.

[inoldentimes]

lol. I just opened my browser and lj friends is my homepage... guess you'd just posted.

Yeah.. it's just one of those teen books I have zero patience for... sort of like HP6 with all the "I like you, but you like me too, so I'm gonna go date him to make you jealous blah blah" bullshit. I only read the first twilight book, and couldn't be arsed with the rest, although when I worked at Chapters all the girls were all gaga about it.

*yawn*
lol

[superri]

I like to think my reading it is sort of a sociological experiment but it's really just so I can mock it more effectively.

[melisus]

We should get a team together (ie. you, me, and Peachers) and write an epic parody/spork/MST/this shit for BW. We could divide up the chapters!

Just wait until you meet Jacob in... I dunno, the next chapter or something. Little native kid who is characterized as juvenile though he's not THAT young AND TOTALLY KNOWS ANCIENT MYSTICAL NATIVE AMERICAN STORIES ABOUT "MYSTERIOUS" WOLF MEN AND COLD ONES AND THE TREATIES THEY MAKE.

[superri]

I literally JUST read that bit. I'm at the part where Bella is looking up vampires online. She really should have just gone on wikipedia instead of searching it. Though I can finally feel something for her: pity because she has dial-up.

[melisus]

And the fact that her mother sends her emails using Comic Sans (at least in my version that's what the emails are written with). OH THE HORROR!!!

[superri]

I'm reading the version Klo sent me. It doesn't have different fonts. :-(

[anonymous]

You. . .I. . . .You. . .

I'm torn between acute embarrassment because I enjoy books as these and EXTREME amusement at watching you discover the Very.Bad hidden between the fluff and fun and. . .dazzle?

It's the third book that really takes the ticket. No lie. The first one I got through and enjoyed and didn't analyze. The second one I read, cried, enjoyed, managed to find one literary device I enjoyed. The third. I read, WTF'd for an hour, read again, and gave up after realizing that logic really has no place in teen vamp lit as such

[lesyeuxaveugles]

Ooops! Forgot I was at work and thus not logged in.

[superri]

Don't be embarrassed. I'm enjoying it very much! I JUST got to the DAZZLING!!!!!!!!!!! SO EXCITED! It's like a game! I'm not hating on Stephanie Meyer. I think she has a fun imagination. Her books probably would work better in third person, as Melis has said.

[musepoetique]

Hahahaha

[typo1138]

Wow. That is a poignant, yet effective summary. XDDD

SPARKLESSSSS