Anata no yume wa nan desu ka
Ima nan-ji desu ka
Bangohan o tabemasu
Atsui! Sekushi!
Arigato!
(Sumimasen. Gomenasai!)

 Gay guy: I saw people coming out of the woods and I was like, "Aghhh! Corn children!"

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Drunk frat boy trying to pick up a girl wearing a red and white striped shirt: I'm sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to tell you... I found Waldo.

I'm in the library & it's so hard not to laugh! XD;