If there`s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

[supermichelle]

I spent the last 4 hours constructing my halloween costume, I was gonna go as "drunken jewish tranny whore" after an enlightening conversation with the erinn, like with a bottle of j.d. in my hand and a giant dildo sticking out of my hot pants and everything, I enjoy the shock factor of how much un-taste one is able to posses but........ I thought of something better today, although it isn't of as much un-taste as I'd like, in fact it has nothing untasteful about it- I had to go after it, thus proceeding immediately to the fabric store for the stuff to make it. Since I don't own a sewing machine, nor have the patience for hand-stiching, I stapled most of it together. Those staplers are handy, I'm tellin ya. I am SO pleased with the results, I'm just about done it but I just need to get testacles somehow.  Did I say testacles?  I meant tentacles.

Of course I'm not gonna tell anyone what it is.  You stealers.

I'm addicted to the hives now, btw.