Comments | supermankbk: supa weird night

supermankbk

supa weird night

Mar 07, 2004 15:59

so anyways im on my way back from our baseball game last night and we stop at anthem to get some cofee for Mr. Birdsell. Then i get this call from my mom asking were im at and so i tell her im at anthem and shes like oh ok that good. So i ask why and she said that there was a strange guy walking out of our road and he was handcuffed to a chain ( Read more... )

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My theory... foxymulder3321 March 7 2004, 20:14:39 UTC

He was actually an alien life form that was cuffed to a so-called "truck" by his elders and stuck in the human form as punishment for sleeping with the embassador alien's wife. You don't know it, but this guy put a large metal rod in your ass, your dad's ass, and your mom's ass. Anal probe stuff, dude. You were asleep when they did it. That's the way it went down.
But, seriously, that shit is crazy. Better make sure your doors are locked at night, and you sleep with your 9 under your pillow. C u tomorrow, homie.

Re: My theory... supermankbk March 8 2004, 12:41:54 UTC

haha ya your right he did stick a probe in my ass and it was kinky.

narked March 7 2004, 20:49:51 UTC

Moral of the story:
Don't agree to have any kind of kinky sex when your wife happens to be a physco, and is pissed at you.
A lesson learned. But sleep with your gun anyway.

supermankbk March 8 2004, 12:40:50 UTC

all girls are physcos

samio March 7 2004, 22:05:46 UTC

wow kyle... I've never heard of anything happening like that in maine.. hahaha anyways i'm glad to hear that nothing happened and that you are safe thats a really fucked up story.... anyways have a good one... i know i wont.

katydid54 March 8 2004, 09:15:52 UTC

yah nothing like that ever happens in NH. hmmmmmmm tho the kid at the end of our street got arrested for breaking into our neighbor's house and calling phone sex numbers. he also tried to get into my room through the balcony and used to sit outside my window.but thats about the only creepy thing thats happened around. with that guy near your house, i bet he was havin kinky sex and his wife got pissed and left him. moral of the story: never piss of a woman.

supermankbk March 8 2004, 12:39:17 UTC

definetly don't piss off a women!!!! thats pretty creepy though that a boy was sitting outside your window at night. fucking weird

princessjes March 8 2004, 22:42:08 UTC

thats a story to tell your grand kids someday