supa weird night

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so anyways im on my way back from our baseball game last night and we stop at anthem to get some cofee for Mr. Birdsell. Then i get this call from my mom asking were im at and so i tell her im at anthem and shes like oh ok that good. So i ask why and she said that there was a strange guy walking out of our road and he was handcuffed to a chain around his waist and was gaged, he was half naked and dilusional. So my mom thought this guy was a total nut tweaking out on drugs. Well anyways this guys walks right in from of my parents care and stops and say i aint walking no further. My dads like get the fuck out of the way and the guy says no. well meanwhile another car pulls up and it's coming in the oposite direction of my parents. So my dad say well get out of the way and im going to go check and see if your with these people over there in that car. The guy starts crying ands says no please don't leave me. So my dad tells him he'll come back. Well the people in the other car wern't with him so my dad had them keep their lights on him while he unhandcuffed the guy. (he was carring the keys in his hands but couldn't unlock them himself). The guys tells my parents that him and his x-wife had planned on getting back together so they went camping up at nelsons place ( and for all of you orme people that way up past double T a long ways away) Anyways he says the she told him she wanted to play a little game and she handcuffed him like that and through his truck keys out in the bushes some were and left him there ( he says cause she caught him going out on her) Anyways so that his story but then he tells us he has a truck up there, but how is that if he went up there with his wife and she left him? well this guy has been walking in thongs since 10 o'clock that moring and at this time it was about 9 o'clock at night without any food or water. My dad tells the guy that he is going to go home and drop off my mom and he'll come back and pick the guy up in his truck. When they get home my mom called me and told me everything and i told her that dad was a fucking idiot to take that guy up there by himself. So she called the cops and by this time some one else had called the cops and the deputy was already with the guy. so she calls me back and tells me that the cops picked the guy up. (she was thinking he might be an escaped convict or something) So im on my way home and i pass this guy walking on the side of the road going toward my house/nelsons place. I speed by him that way he wouldn't jump out in front of me. When i get home i tell my dad that the guy is still out there. so my mom makes him a sandwich, gets a bottle of water, and a blanket for this guy and me and my dad take our 9 mil. with us and pick this guy up which he is now almost to my house. We tell him to get in the back of the truck and we gave him the food and blanket. We then drove him back to the nelsons place and his truck was their like he said and another van. So we droped him off gave him a flash light and left him there. He seemed nice once he wasn't dilusional but i was still prepared to kick this guys ass if he tried something funny.

Theories of what might of actually happened to this guy;
moms theories-
1.)escaped convict
2.) he and a bunch of other people had a mass orgy up there and they chained him up and left him

dad's theory-
1.) him and his wife were having kinky sex and she ditched him
2.) was out there doing drugs and someone handcuffed him and left him out there

my theory
he had a really fucked up phsyco of a wife and she said she wanted to have kinky sex which explains why he was half naked and and handcuffed then she got pissed off at him like he said and left him up there but it still doesn't explain why they took to cars? he might have killed her thats possible and it's happened before out here. there are many possibilities thats some crazy shit though.