BAH

Oct 26, 2004 19:53

Well, report card night
Alex gets an A in history
so that few days of her not speaking to me was wasted for nothing
blah

Well, Rap songs that are commanding.

1. Dip it Low; Yes, the basic refrain in this one is 'dip it low, pick it up slow, roll it all around...' and I think it's stupid because, firstoff, I don't want some 14 year old girl telling me to dip it low, and secondly because the phrase dip it low is retarded, who knows what she is talking about, the dairy queen icecream, your ass, your hair, penis...list goes on.
2. Breath, Stretch, Shake; This guy Mase is telling us to breath stretch and shake, but what is he telling us to '' '' and shake? Could he reference our bums, our breasts, our heads, our legs, bah. Some freaky guy named after a medievil weapon is telling me to breath and stretch and shake, and that's foolish.
3. To the window, to the wall; yes, let's all GO to the window, then go BACK to the wall, yes, so fun; we'll all go squabble at the window, because there is SOO Much to do at the window, and soo much more at the wall. Go Go Ying-Yang.
4. Bend over and touch your toes; because every woman can do it, and every man finds it attractive, surely we do, but most women can't ;). So they're stupid.
5. Stand up; yippie, what if I don't want to stand up. What if I want to sit my ludacris ass down and stay sitting. Peachy. Luda is a strange person, but an ubah-rappist. :) Seriously though, we don't want to stand up, so stop living in a reality in which all people do what you want them to do.
6. Move Bitch, get out the way; first off, I'm not a bitch, and I don't have to move for some stupid drug addict who has a need for speed. He can sit himself down at the red light and wait for my slow Subaru Stationwagon 1991 to move itself along the road. Wait your turn big-boy.
7. Go to sleep hoe; bah, not everyone listening to the song is a hoe, and we aren't all tired, so blech on your sleeping command. You can go get hyped up on your redbull and rape another person while they sleep. Freak.
8. When I move you move; yes, follow the leader fellows, let's not be a conformist or anything. Like we can't all make a leader position, and bam, we're stuck following a guy who shakes the ground when he walks. Yes, so a dinosaur-guy is telling us to follow him around and move with him. Bah.

This is over.

_____
We boil at different degrees.

Emerson
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