And now I know where "OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!" comes from.
It's funny to realize that I think I've checked out five books that are now moot to my research topic. Yeah, I changed my research topic. Now it's not about the history of celibacy because - omg, that would be a looooooooooong paper - now my topic is Celibacy in Ancient Greek Culture. Or at least that's my working title. I had all day to work on this and all I did was mess around with OkCupid. Was it worth it? Yes. Should I have worked on my paper? Yes. Two yeses still make a yes; not a no. I should really consider changing human societal beliefs to reflect my personal, albeit wanton, theories and ideals.