Well now, don't tell me you're hunting down them missing items for the Atheneum, Miss Dickering? I mean, not that I don't approve - I been saying for a long time they should replace the Korean gal with a real detective.
Now, I ain't saying I know anything about the whole situation, but then, I ain't saying I don't. I am, after all, a businessman, and it'd be downright uncivilized to not hear out your proposition.
Especially if it has anything to do with them especially smooth legs.
I though she was Asian?? And no! I'm hunting them down for myself! And my business partner!
Mr. Raub, it's awfully simple, I would like to buy you out! And have the funds to do so! Because let's be metaphorical here: if I had a piece of apple pie and you had a glittering purse, wouldn't it just make more sense to swop?? I trade in information and magical objects!
Oh! It's quite super! I mean, one can't wear a skirt without taking the proper time to moisturize, wax, and exfoliate!
Sounds like some awfully impressive funds, darlin'. Course, they'd need to be, since magical items fetch an awfully high price on the open market. One would imagine.
What sort of information you offering up, then?
And while we're on matters of offers, what'd it take to get you out of that skirt?
Tell you what: you fix me up with a stipend, I can do some asking around bout these items you're so interested in. Overturn some of them rocks a fine young lady such as yourself shouldn't be bothering herself with. I turn up anything worthwhile, you hit me with a bonus. Everyone's happy.
Now, I ain't saying I know anything about the whole situation, but then, I ain't saying I don't. I am, after all, a businessman, and it'd be downright uncivilized to not hear out your proposition.
Especially if it has anything to do with them especially smooth legs.
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Mr. Raub, it's awfully simple, I would like to buy you out! And have the funds to do so! Because let's be metaphorical here: if I had a piece of apple pie and you had a glittering purse, wouldn't it just make more sense to swop?? I trade in information and magical objects!
Oh! It's quite super! I mean, one can't wear a skirt without taking the proper time to moisturize, wax, and exfoliate!
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What sort of information you offering up, then?
And while we're on matters of offers, what'd it take to get you out of that skirt?
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Oh! Not me! I was asking after your information! As you seem very much like the sort to collect such a thing!
Hmm! Probably a shower? Or when I change into my night dress this evening.
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Tell you what: you fix me up with a stipend, I can do some asking around bout these items you're so interested in. Overturn some of them rocks a fine young lady such as yourself shouldn't be bothering herself with. I turn up anything worthwhile, you hit me with a bonus. Everyone's happy.
Then maybe you and I can see about that shower.
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That does sound super! How terribly nice of you! I shall discuss this with Mr. Hart, and get back to you on payment details!
Super! As from what Mr. Watts said, I was rather worried you wouldn't be clean.
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And I'm plenty dirty, darlin'. But I think you're just the girl to give me a good scrubbing.
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I think you're flirting with me!
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While you're waiting for him to come around, why not let ol' Easy keep you warm?
And limber.
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Oh! I already took ballet and gymnastics!
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Reckon I can find some good uses for the skills learned in those lessons.
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How super! My mother always said they'd be practical later on in life, like her yoga classes have been.
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