Private to Edwina and DaniellethecraftyoneJanuary 16 2008, 02:29:32 UTC
Edwina, it's such a pleasure to finally speak correspond with you directly. Although I'm somewhat upset by the suggestion that I am not entirely law-abiding, I can see why you would be under that mistaken impression. The truth is that I wasn't always as honest and forthright as I am today.
As far as magic is concerned, I should let you know that it is a subject which keenly interests me. As a matter of fact, I have come into possession of something rather unusual and I would be most interested in discussing a business proposition. Of course, the only thing that really interests me is the idea of a trade - magical items are so rare and fashionable after all, and some are rather quick to lose their charm and uniqueness. If you have an item you would be interested in trading, Miss Dickering, please drop me a line.
Yours, Danielle Fagen
(Incidentally, I had not heard about the Gucci sale, so thank you very much for the tip.)
Private to Edwina and DaniellesuperifficJanuary 16 2008, 02:47:07 UTC
Oh! How super! I am awfully glad you have turned down a path of moral law abiding wisdom! I suppose Mr. Watts wasn't aware??
Well! At the present time, myself and my business partner only have our combined bank accounts! Though! Should we end up with an unwanted item, I shall be sure to contact you! Unless, of course, you wish to trade with my new salon tested and smelling of baby rosebuds shampoo? It's magical!
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Never fear! I do hope you get some before they run out!)
Yes. That's all very good. So kindly do not assume that we all bear full evidence of our tale, and that I must consider myself above the law. I pay taxes. I pay dues. I give cigarettes money to homeless people, and not at all in a Robin Hood rob-rich-give-poor type of way. I am law-abiding. I am trustworthy.
I am extraordinarily tired of having to explain this.
I'm sorry! I didn't mean to cause offence! Mr. Watts hinted that you were perhaps somewhat shifty, but perhaps it wasn't you! Perhaps it was a name I misheard! Like Pyron Pale!
Goodness! What an odd thing to suggest! No! I merely have acquired a business partner, merged our bank accounts together, and wish to purchase something magical -- It's like shoe shopping, only with a larger purse and not planning to buy footwear!
Well now, don't tell me you're hunting down them missing items for the Atheneum, Miss Dickering? I mean, not that I don't approve - I been saying for a long time they should replace the Korean gal with a real detective.
Now, I ain't saying I know anything about the whole situation, but then, I ain't saying I don't. I am, after all, a businessman, and it'd be downright uncivilized to not hear out your proposition.
Especially if it has anything to do with them especially smooth legs.
I though she was Asian?? And no! I'm hunting them down for myself! And my business partner!
Mr. Raub, it's awfully simple, I would like to buy you out! And have the funds to do so! Because let's be metaphorical here: if I had a piece of apple pie and you had a glittering purse, wouldn't it just make more sense to swop?? I trade in information and magical objects!
Oh! It's quite super! I mean, one can't wear a skirt without taking the proper time to moisturize, wax, and exfoliate!
Sounds like some awfully impressive funds, darlin'. Course, they'd need to be, since magical items fetch an awfully high price on the open market. One would imagine.
What sort of information you offering up, then?
And while we're on matters of offers, what'd it take to get you out of that skirt?
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As far as magic is concerned, I should let you know that it is a subject which keenly interests me. As a matter of fact, I have come into possession of something rather unusual and I would be most interested in discussing a business proposition. Of course, the only thing that really interests me is the idea of a trade - magical items are so rare and fashionable after all, and some are rather quick to lose their charm and uniqueness. If you have an item you would be interested in trading, Miss Dickering, please drop me a line.
Yours,
Danielle Fagen
(Incidentally, I had not heard about the Gucci sale, so thank you very much for the tip.)
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Well! At the present time, myself and my business partner only have our combined bank accounts! Though! Should we end up with an unwanted item, I shall be sure to contact you! Unless, of course, you wish to trade with my new salon tested and smelling of baby rosebuds shampoo? It's magical!
(!!!
Never fear! I do hope you get some before they run out!)
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Scaly skin? Missing teeth.
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I am extraordinarily tired of having to explain this.
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I'm sorry! I didn't mean to cause offence! Mr. Watts hinted that you were perhaps somewhat shifty, but perhaps it wasn't you! Perhaps it was a name I misheard! Like Pyron Pale!
I trust you!
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Did Bouchard put you up to this?
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What do you know of magical footwear?
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Now, I ain't saying I know anything about the whole situation, but then, I ain't saying I don't. I am, after all, a businessman, and it'd be downright uncivilized to not hear out your proposition.
Especially if it has anything to do with them especially smooth legs.
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Mr. Raub, it's awfully simple, I would like to buy you out! And have the funds to do so! Because let's be metaphorical here: if I had a piece of apple pie and you had a glittering purse, wouldn't it just make more sense to swop?? I trade in information and magical objects!
Oh! It's quite super! I mean, one can't wear a skirt without taking the proper time to moisturize, wax, and exfoliate!
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What sort of information you offering up, then?
And while we're on matters of offers, what'd it take to get you out of that skirt?
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Oh! Not me! I was asking after your information! As you seem very much like the sort to collect such a thing!
Hmm! Probably a shower? Or when I change into my night dress this evening.
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