Title: Epitaph
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Sungmin, Yesung/Ryeowook
With: SNSD Seohyun, Jessica and Tiffany
Genre: Romance, Humor, Drama
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: The boys are not min, just the fic^^
Summary: Sungmin didn't mean to barge in their lives, Kyuhyun didn't mean to drag him inside, or do they?
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"You are not gonna do that."
"Yes I will."
Sungmin stared at the red dress he wore before inside Kyuhyun's office. They happened to have successfully went in the building with the help of up-side-down trash cans they used as hats which happened to be bigger than them and covered their whole body. Its one memory Kyuhyun would want to forget. "Uggh...the humiliation." Kyuhyun said as he remembered it. Yes, he can't forget it.
"I swear I am not gonna wear that again." Sungmin turned around and sighed.
"Why not?"
"If you happen to remember, I was dragged into some unknown place, I slipped and fell on the table full of what-the-heck meals, I cleaned a mess on my own wearing a dress, I cried on the escalator and was threatened by Seohyun!!" Sungmin yelled in anger.
"Yeah I remember. Except for the threatening part."
"It doesn't matter anyway."
"You have to wear it."
"Why???? I don't wanna wear it!!!"
Kyuhyun sighed and rolled his eyes. "I need to do something with those reporters. I thought you wanted to help."
"I do but...I didn't think I have to wear a dress again." Sungmin pouted.
"Sungmin."
"Yeah?"
"You are not fully paid yet with your debt if you must know."
Sungmin sighed and banged his head lightly on the wall. "Argh! Why do you always use it to blackmail me?!!"
"I'm not blackmailing you. I'm just telling you." Kyuhyun smirked.
"Fine! I'll wear it but how does that help?"
"Leave it to me."
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Sungmin and Kyuhyun his behind the walls in front of the entrance door of the building. Sungmin, -forced- wearing the red dress can't stay still and kept on looking at his reflection on the glass doors. Kyuhyun turned around, annoyed by his actions.
"I thought you don't want to wear that."
Sungmin stood still and faced Kyuhyun. "I do."
"Then why do you keep on fixing yourself?"
"Uhh..." Sungmin stuttered as Kyuhyun kept on looking at him. "Because...since I'm a girl now, isn't it normal?" Sungmin raised his tone.
Kyuhyun smirked. "If you say so." He turned back to the reporters in front of the glass doors, waiting and sweating, probably hungry too. There were still a lot of people and workers inside the building, even though they may seem they don't care, they're bothered. "Sungmin this is what I need you to do."
"Huh?" Sungmin turned and listened to Kyuhyun. After a series of talking, repeating, questions and whatnot, Sungmin finally understood their so-called plan. There was never a proper plan.
"You can't be serious." Sungmin glared.
"I'm serious. Do I look like I'm joking?"
"Kyuhyun shii, do you know why a raven is like a writing desk?"
"Shut up. Don't change the topic." Kyuhyun ignored him thus he keeps on pouting. "Stop pouting."
"Why?"
"Its annoying."
"They said its cute." Sungmin crossed his arms and pouted.
"Okay Sungmin. Can you go out there please?"
Sungmin glared for the last time before setting foot on hell. He walked with poise like a real lady and passed every eyes that followed her him. "I know I'm cute but I didn't know I'd be this gorgeous if I were a lady." Sungmin said to himself. He looked at the reporters who seemed to have noticed him and started acting like fanboys, correction, hungry beasts. "This will surely be the last time I'm gonna do this. If I get raped out there I'll file a case on each one of them, including Kyuhyun." He frowned and then smiled while getting nearer to the door.
"Miss, I suggest you don't go out there." One security said.
"Okay. I didn't ask for your suggestion." Sungmin rolled his eyes and walked pass him and stopped at a distance. Yes, he felt sorry for doing that. "Umm...can you open the door?"
The securities looked at him in shock. "Huh?!"
"Can you open the door?"
"You'll get raped."
"Yeah I thought of that too and I don't care cause I'll probably just file a case including you because you're not that stupid to not help me!" Sungmin glared at each of them as they stared back at him and nodded hesitantly. The opened the doors and tried to keep the reporters out.
Sungmin was scared and turned around and looked at Kyuhyun who was busy talking to someone at that time. He frowned thinking Kyuhyun doesn't care about him but he smiled to keep him strong. He turned back in front to deal with the fanboys hungry beasts. "Yah!" He yelled. The reporters surprisingly got quieter and ought to listen. "Hi." He waved. The reporters looked at him confusedly.
Then camera flashes started to appear, blocking his view, making him hard to look straight at the reporters. Kyuhyun watched him worriedly.
"You're Kyuhyun's fiancee right?"
"Can you tell us your name?"
"Wait..." He looked down to clear his vision. He peeked through his bangs and blocked some of the flashes with his hand covering. "Uhhmmm." Then suddenly questions started to rose. There were a lot at the same time and camera flashes are starting to irritate him."Yah.." He breathe. "SHUT UP!!!!" He yelled. A yell that can reach up to Mars. It was silent again for a moment.
"I'm Sungjin and I'm Kyuhyun's cousin! Period." He turned around and walked away leaving the reporters startled.
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Ryeowook chuckled. "He's so cute!" He squealed while watching the video of what happened on the television.
"Did Sungmin just said he's Kyuhyun's cousin?" Yesung asked while taking a bit of an apple. Ryeowook nodded while still watching television. "Ya think who ever started that will give up?"
"Stop saying stuffs like that hyung." Ryeowook threw a pillow to Yesung. "I wanna help too."
Suddenly, Donghae came running and yelling at Ryeowook. He was holding his cellphone and showed it to Ryeowook. "Wookie! Wookie!"
"Huh? What is it?" Ryeowook asked. Yesung looked at Donghae confusedly. Donghae gave his cellphone to Ryeowook. He looked at it and saw someone on the phone. "Hello? Ah, Lilly!"
"Who's Lilly?" Yesung asked.
"Lilly is Seohyun's lil sis." Ryeowook said and went back to Lilly. "Lilly?"
"Oppa!"
"What?"
"Seohyun evil unnie's gonna give Minnie oppa's photo with the girl minnie oppa photo!"
"What?!"
"Oppa I can't repeat what I said, its too long."
"Oh okay. Don't worry its fine. Thanks Lilly." Ryeowook hung up the phone and glared at Donghae.
"What?" Donghae acted innocent. "Okay okay...I could've said that my own but it was too long..." He smiled and blinked his eyes.
Ryeowook sighed. He suddenly smiled when he thought of something. "I know how to help now." Donghae and Yesung looked at him suspiciously.
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Seohyun walked at the hallway, properly dressed to conduct her plan. She was holding an envelope with Sungmin's pictures. "Argh. They are so not gonna get away with saying they're cousins. Its a good thing I have his background." She smiled. Her phone rang and answered it still walking. "Yah?"
"Seohyun shii."
"Oh Ryeowook."
"Can you visit me for awhile?"
"What?"
"Yesung said you wanted to visit me the other day."
Seohyun rolled her eyes. "Uhh...you see I'm busy idiot."
"What? Why?" Ryeowook asked in a pitiful tone.
Seohyun thought carefully what to do. The building is just in front of the hospital. "Oh sure. I'll come there stupid.Even though I don't want to and obviously I don't care, for the sake of you to shut up, I'll come."
"Thank you for the long statement." Ryeowook said sarcastically.
She hung up the phone. "These people are such headaches-ah!" She tripped on to something suddenly and fell to the ground. "Lilly!" She yelled angrily when she saw Lilly, laughing and running away. She stood up slowly and fixed herself. "Damn you Lilly." She resumed walking.
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"So?" Donghae and Yesung asked.
"She'll come here."
"Yes!"
"She's still stupid. " Donghae laughed.
"I know right?" Ryeowook seconded, smiling.
"Should we go out now?" Yesung asked.
"Yes we should." Ryeowook pulled off the blanket and moved to the side to hop off the bed. He stretched his arms and massaged his neck due to the long time of lying on the bed for no reason.
"Here're your clothes." Donghae threw Ryeowook's clothes to him.
"Thanks hyung." Ryeowook smiled. He put the clothes on the bed and started unbuttoning his shirt.
"Whoa!" Donghae and Yesung reacted.
Ryeowook stopped and looked at them. "What?"
"Why are you changing here?"
Ryeowook glared at them. "We're guys."
"We know but...go change in the bathroom!"
"Fine." He grabbed his clothes and went to the bathroom, and slammed the door. "Stupid people. I'm a guy, what the heck is wrong with that?" He whispered to himself while going in the bathroom and slamming the door.
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"Are you alright?" Kyuhyun asked Sungmin as he leaned on the wall inside his office.
"I'M NOT!" Sungmin replied by yelling and pouting angrily.
"Sungmin."
"You left me there!"
Kyuhyun sighed. "Keep yelling."
"I hate you." Sungmin kept pouting.
"Hey, you did a good job." Kyuhyun praised hoping his mood will be lightened.
Ignore.
"Sungmin, atleast I think they'll stop now." He tried again.
Ignore.
"Go change."
"Yes!" Sungmin yelled and grabbed his clothes. Then Kyuhyun's phone rang.
"Hello?" Kyuhyun answered and then pulled Sungmin's hands, holding his wrist tightly.
"Kyuhyun-shii let me go!!!" Sungmin yelled while trying to pull his hand back.
"Really?"
"Let me change let me change!!" He yelled again while still trying to pull back his hand and grabbing everything that could help him but failed.
"Oh alright." Kyuhyun hung up the phone and turned to Sungmin. "Come on we need to go."
"What?! BUT I HAVEN'T CHANGED MY CLOTHES YET!!"
"We don't have time!" Kyuhyun carried Sungmin on his shoulders and walked.
"KYUHYUN-SHIIIIIIIIIIII!!!" Sungmin whined while Kyuhyun kept on pulling him. "PUT ME DOOOOOWN!!!"
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Seohyun reached the hospital and used the elevator to get to Ryeowook's floor. "I'll just drop by and then tell them that I have an appointment and then I'll get this to Heechul." She said. "its hard to be the prettiest these days." She flipped her hair. The elevator dinged and she went out, walking straightly to Ryeowook's room. Being pretty has nothing to do with it.
She reached the room and went in. "Ryeowook." She called. "Huh? There's no one here." she walked around the room.
"Seohyun shii." Ryeowook called standing outside, near the door.
"Oh Ryeowook. What are you doing there?" She asked. Ryeowook held the door knob and smiled. "Ryeowook?" Seohyun asked suspiciously.
"Bye bye!" Ryeowook slammed the door.
Seohyun's eyes widened. "NO!" SHhe ran to the door and tried opening it. "OPEN THE DOOR RYEOWOOK!" SHe banged the door. "OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!!!"
Outside, the three of them laughed while listening to Seohyun. "Oh no! I flushed the keys at the toilet...accidentally!" Donghae yelled.
"YOU GUYS ARE NOT GONNA GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!" Seohyun yelled angrily. She turned and looked around to find something that could help her get out. "Stupid room, there's nothing here!" She pulled out his phone and called her sisters. "Hello? Unnie!"
"Oh Seohyun." Jessica answered while drinking tea with Tiffany.
"I need you here right now!"
"Why?"
"Ryeowook locked me inside the fucking hospital room!"
"Oh?"
"Unnie! Help me now!"
Jessica took a candy wrapper and crumbled it near the speaker. "I can't hear you."
"Unnie! Hello? Unnie!"
"Seobaby? Sorry I can't hear you!" She hung up the phone.
"Unnie? UNNIE! ARGH!" She yelled and dropped his phone with force on the bed. She looked around once again and thought deeply when the window came to her mind. She approached it and opened. She looked outside and found a way to get out.
She held tightly to the window and lift herself up and jumped to the railings on the other side. "Dammit, if I die here I'll hunt each one of them." She said while walking to the side, her feet in between the spaces of the railings and her hands holding the railings tightly. "I just need to get to the next room."
When she reached the window, there's a patient lying on the bed. Seohyun was lucky enough that the window is half opened so she dropped her bag and the envelope inside and fit herself in the small opening of the video to get to the other side. "Huh?" The patient looked at her as she fell to the floor. "AHHH!" The patient yelled.
Seohyun stood up immediately and covered the patient's mouth. "Sshh!" She grabbed her things and ran to the door, opened it and ran out immediately.
Donghae, who was looking around saw her running and chased her immediately. "Seohyun!" He yelled to catch Ryeowook and Yesung's attentions.
"Hyung, Seohyun's running away!" Ryeowook yelled pointing at Seohyun.
"Come on!" Yesung ran first and Ryeowook followed behind immediately.
While at the lobby, Kyuhyun was walking while pulling Sungmin with him. "I hate you I hate you so much!" Sungmin yelled.
"Can you shut up? You've been saying that since getting in the car." Kyuhyun turned around to see Sungmin and suddenly, someone passed between them and was startled.
"Kyuhyun Seohyun's running away!" Donghae yelled from afar when he saw Kyuhyun.
"What?!" Kyuhyun yelled and ran immediately, pulling Sungmin.
"What?" Sungmin asked in confusement. "Kyuhyun shii stop pulling me!!!"
"Catch me if you can bitches!" Seohyun yelled while running faster. SHe reached outside the hospital and went straightly to the building in front. "This is gonna get to Heechul."
"Seohyun stop!" Kyuhyun managed to get her and grab her arm, with Sungmin panting behind him. "Give me the envelope."
Seohyun smirked. "No." She pulled her arm back and kicked Kyuhyun on the -oh!-.
"Fuck." Kyuhyun curled falling down on the floor.
"Kyuhyun are you alright?" Sungmin suddenly bent down causing Donghae to stumble and fall because of his stupidity. He didn't see them on the floor.
"Aw!" Donghae fell on the floor really hard.
"Ah! Donghae shii!" Sungmin yelled when he was hit by Donghae accidentally. Sungmin looked at Seohyun immediately and saw here running carelessly at the road. His eyes widened and he stood up. "Seohyun watch ou--!"
Before he could reach Seohyun, she was already hit by a car passing. "Seohyun!" Sungmin ran to her immediately. Donghae followed.
"Kyuhyun what are you doing on the floor?" Ryeowook asked when he reached outside along with the slow Yesung.
"She kicked my...oh God that hurts." Kyuhyun stood up slowly.
"Seohyun shii!" Ryeowook saw what happened and ran to Seohyun immediately.
"Huh?" Kyuhyun turned to them and saw. "That's not my fault." Kyuhyun said. Yesung walked pass by him and Kyuhyun followed.
"Seohyun shii!" Sungmin yelled. "Help me or something!"
"Sungmin, carry her back inside he hospital." Kyuhyun said then he walked to the car and opened it.
"Me? Why me?!"
"I'll carry her!" Donghae volunteered and carried Seohyun even though her head is bleeding already and it stained Donghae's clothes.
"I'm so sorry I'm so sorry." The man who accidentally hit her with his car kept on asking forgiveness to what happened.
"Its fine. Don't worry." Ryeowook smiled and followed the rest back inside the hospital.
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After they were able to carry Seohyun inside and managed to left her at the emergency room, they rested outside and waited. "She stained my shirt and my jeans." Donghae whined.
"Didn't you volunteer Donghae shii?" Sungmin asked.
"What do you want me to do?! You won't even carry her!" Donghae yelled.
"Okay sorry. I'm a girl duhh." Sungmin pouted.
"Kyuhyun, I already called her sisters." Ryeowook told Kyuhyun who was sipping coffee while sitting beside Sungmin.
"What did they say?" Kyuhyun asked.
"I don't know...Lilly was kinda happy and Jessica was like really? and so as Tiffany." Ryeowook said with a confused face.
"Donghae, you can wear this." Yesung gave Donghae some clothes.
Donghae took them and spread. "Wow. Punk."
"Do you want to change clothes or not?" Yesung glared.
"I just said its punk. Do I need to wear the chains?"
"No. Give 'em to me." Yesung took the chains.
"Alright. I'll change." Donghae said while walking away. Sungmin watched Donghae as he goes and change, and pouted. Kyuhyun turned to him randomly and saw him pouting again. Kyuhyun sighed.
"Sungmin." He called but Sungmin didn't hear him since it was almost a whisper. "Sungmin!"
"Yeah?" Sungmin turned immediately.
"You can go change."
Suddenly, Sungmin beamed with joy. "Really?!"
"Yes."
"Thank You!" Sungmin got excited and suddenly hugged Kyuhyun. Yesung and Ryeowook choked on their drinks and stared at them. Kyuhyun was startled and wasn't able to react until Sungmin let go of him and ran. Sungmin didn't even realize anything. He was happy and excited enough that he didn't notice anything.
Yesung and Ryeowook looked at each other and chuckled. "Whoa...cheesy~~" They said in unison while looking at another direction.
Kyuhyun glared at them. "If you want, you can hug yourselves."
Ryeowook ran to him and sat beside him. "Yah, Kyu, does Sungmin like you?"
"What?! Ofcourse not!"
"Do you....like Sungmin?" Ryeowook was stupidly smiling.
"What are you talking about?!"
"I know you Kyuhyun." Yesung said while sitting on the other side beside Kyuhyun.
"So do I." Ryeowook smiled widely.
"We know you Kyuhyun." Both Ryeowook and Yesung said at the same time, grinning.
"Wha..what the heck?! You two leave me alone! I don't like Sungmin and Sungmin doesn't like me! Period!" Kyuhyun yelled.
"I doubt that." A familiar female's voice suddenly popped out of nowhere.
"Jessica!" Ryeowook yelled while running to Jessica, Tiffany and Lilly. "Hi Lilly!" He knelt down to Lilly.
"Oh you're here. You guys doesn't seem so...what was that? Worried?"
Tifffany approached Kyuhyun and crossed her arms. "She's not gonna die easily, she's evil."
Just in time, the doctor came out along with a few nurses. "Uhh...her friends?"
"Her sisters." Jessica and Tiffany approached the doctor with Kyuhyun. The doctor looked at Kyuhyun suspiciously.
"I'm her friend." Kyuhyun glared.
"Oh okay, I thought you're her...sister...you know..they said--"
"We get it Doc." Tiffany mocked.
"Alright sorry. Noting worse really happened to her, aside that her head bled. Her right arm needs a cast and we put a brace on her neck, there's been some damage on her bone." Kyuhyun and Seohyun's sister just nodded. "You don't seem so...worried?"
"That's because she's not dead." Tiffany said.
"Oh yeah right...I'll go now...you can go visit her after she gets moved to a room."
"Okay. Bye Doc." They waved.
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After a few hours, Seohyun was moved to a bigger room at the hospital. By the time Sungmin and Kyuhyun decided to visit, Seohyun was already awake. Sungmin went in nervously and slowly. Inside, all her sisters were there sitting on the couch. Lilly was playing with Donghae and Ryeowook on one corner while Tiffany is just reading a book. Jessica was talking to Seohyun at that time. "Seohyun shii?" Sungmin called. He could see Seohyun's mood changed.
"What're you doing here?" Seohyun asked madly.
"I just want to see if you're fine..." Sungmin said in almost a whisper.
"Seohyun." Kyuhyun said.
Seohyun looked away from them. "Seohyun shii, are you alright?" Sungmin asked.
Seohyun turned back at them and glared at Sungmin. "My neck is broken, my arm is sprained and you ask me if I'm fine?! I'm fine! I'm perfectly fine! Soooo fine!" She yelled.
"Seohyun let it go." Kyuhyun interrupted.
"What? I said I'm fine." Seohyun rolled her eyes and sighed. Sungmin looked pitiful and decided tot go out, Kyuhyun followed him outside after talking to Seohyun. Ryeowook, Donghae and Lilly were still playing and looked like they don't even care while Tiffany called his dad to ask what time he'll arrive in the hospital.
Sungmin leaned on the wall outside the room looking down. Kyuhyun approached him. "Sungmin?"
"Its my fault."
"Hey its not your fault."
"She hates me...if she doesn't hate me she doesn't have to do those things."
"Seohyun is like that. She's kinda spoiled you know. " Kyuhyun leaned on the opposite side, in front of Sungmin.
"Still."
"Hey, you could say its my fault."
"Why?"
"I'm the one who dragged you in the first place. If I didn't, you wouldn'tbe here right now." Kyuhyun smiled.
Sungmin was about to reply when Kyuhyun turned beside him and bowed to someone. He was professional, years older than them and pretty strict in first impression. Sungmin was confused who he was. "Uh, Sungmin,this is Seohyun's father."
"Oh." Her father turned to him. Sungmin smiled at him awkwardly but ended up getting ignored. Seoyun's father went inside the room immediately. Sungmin looked at Kyuhyun.
"Don't worry. I bet he hates you too. I think he hates me too though." Kyuhyun smirked. Not long, the door opened and Ryeowook, Donghae along with Seohyun's siters was walking outside.
"Why did you went out?" Sungmin asked.
"Father told us to." Jessica answered.
"Minnie oppa!" Lilly ran to Sungmin. Sungmin knelt down and hugged Lilly.
"Hi Lilly. Sorry I wasn't able to play with you."
"Its fine Minnie oppa." Lilly smiled. She's so cute.
"WHAT?!" They heard Seohyun shouting from inside. "BUT DADDY!"
They looked at each other clulessly. By now, Jessica must've guessed must've already guessed what it was and Tiffany already knew since she was the one who was talking to their dad earlier.
Also,Sungmin would regret ever barging in to their lives or Kyuhyun would regret ever dragging him inside. Neither of them is sure. Whether they regretted their decision that led to this or they were grateful. Some reasons why Sungmin is thankful are being able to meet new friends, he would've considered them as his family since he doesn't have someone with him. Kyuhyun might be grateful for Sungmin, his life isn't so boring anymore, according to him.
Although one thing's for sure, its not their fault.
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