John Scalzi says college football is doomed. *Cue Tard the Cat saying “Good”* It’ll probably kill pro football too, but I guess I can live with that.

New Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party eats Vox Day’s face.

Uber is circling the drain.

View poll: Two down

Today’s Nixon Nostalgia phrase is “unindicted coconspirator”

Trump tapes throw raw meat between Republican elite and rabid masses. Who’s got the popcorn concession?

Gamerhater arrested for trying to treat cops like female gamers.

Baylor is displeased with Chancellor Ken Starr.

Best Scandals of the Year

Thanx to Metafilter (which also told me that the new Scrabble dictionary accepts "Thanx"--so there!)

Social media killed the paparazzi. (Content note: The post blinks alarmingly.)

Thanx to andrewducker