Dec 10, 2012 20:11
I had this extreme desire to rewatch Red (that movie about retiree spies) and I'm 8 minutes in and I have some thoughts. Thoughts like Willis's relationship with the pension lady. That's creepy right? It's creepy. She's some lady on the phone and then they're flirting and then he's asking her out and how has HR not talked to her already? I mean they make it seem sweet but I stop and think about it and it's weird. And preposterous. There's no way that would happen in real life.
Also the first action scene is terrible. The quick cuts and swooshing cameras is supposed to make the action look faster and more impressive but why do you need to do that? I get if this was Morgan Freeman and he doesn't really do action that often but it's mother fucking Bruce Willis. He's impressive enough on his own without the aid of fancy camera editing. So annoying.
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