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When Death Robots Can No Longer Get Work In Their Chosen Profession

Jan 25, 2005 19:19

"I make you die with blinky HellCock now clack clack clack."

"More tea, vicar?"

"...confirmed."

"Vicar... are you crying?"

"Reverend BloodDrench Robo Crush simply has something in his lens. Leave Reverend BloodDrench Robo Crush alone now, fleshy one."

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wishdragon January 25 2005, 19:36:06 UTC

Evil Robot Jesus feels Reverend BloodDrench Robo Crush's pain and offers to heal it with 2.21 jigawatts of cleansing current.

( ... )

nonsubtodd January 25 2005, 19:40:49 UTC

I can't help but wonder if 1.21 jigawatts at 88 mph. would be a more practical solution... :P

I'll never cop to making a mistake. wishdragon January 25 2005, 20:53:18 UTC

Robot Jesus is more powerful than a stupid bolt of lightning. And he goes at twelve times the speed of awesome. :)

-Wish

sophistration January 25 2005, 19:43:35 UTC

This is the kind of spiritual revelation that makes me want to read Warren's journal. I feel purified.

misspelt pomopologine January 25 2005, 19:51:57 UTC

FYI so you don't sound like a dumbass anymore: It's spelled gigawatts and spoken "ji-ga-watts". You're welcome.

Re: ohhhhhnoooes!!! wishdragon January 25 2005, 20:41:44 UTC

Ohhh meso solly for mahking bad-to-dah-futul lefrence massa pompomahrigine!!! You ah amelickahn sperring issa so good!! You lhak suckee-suckee?????

-Wish

Re: So, you wanna internet fight, hun? Sure, I can waste five minutes. wishdragon January 25 2005, 21:01:37 UTC

Oh, and one more thing. it can be pronouced either way, dumbass. Technically, the ORIGINAL pronuciation was 'jig-ah-watt'.

And now you're welcome.

-Wish

Re: So, you wanna internet fight, hun? Sure, I can waste five minutes. superflow January 25 2005, 21:05:17 UTC

Internet weirdos will go away now.

Re: So, you wanna internet fight, hun? Sure, I can waste five minutes. dying_of_tetnis January 25 2005, 21:41:45 UTC

My sources state otherwise. Ever consider that maybe that's only there because those of us who actually read the dictionary need to understand what the hell those people who haven't are saying?

And I'm not looking for a fight. I was just thinking of you. I didn't wish you to suffer a much worse debasement from a much meaner person.

Re: So, you wanna internet fight, hun? Sure, I can waste five minutes. raiu January 25 2005, 22:15:38 UTC

Yeah, because saying someone sounds like a dumbass is the pinnacle of niceness.

If you're not looking for a fight, why use insults?

-DS-

Re: misspelt cstuck January 25 2005, 21:22:59 UTC

Though in the script and all BttF peripherals, it's spelled jigowatts. :P

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