When Death Robots Can No Longer Get Work In Their Chosen Profession

[superflow]

"I make you die with blinky HellCock now clack clack clack."

"More tea, vicar?"

"...confirmed."

"Vicar... are you crying?"

"Reverend BloodDrench Robo Crush simply has something in his lens. Leave Reverend BloodDrench Robo Crush alone now, fleshy one."

Comments

[william_vitka]

This is why you make the big bucks.

[superflow]

Hard to believe, isn't it?

[porphyre]

only sometimes

[wishdragon]

Evil Robot Jesus feels Reverend BloodDrench Robo Crush's pain and offers to heal it with 2.21 jigawatts of cleansing current.

[nonsubtodd]

I can't help but wonder if 1.21 jigawatts at 88 mph. would be a more practical solution... :P

I'll never cop to making a mistake.

[wishdragon]

Robot Jesus is more powerful than a stupid bolt of lightning. And he goes at twelve times the speed of awesome. :)

-Wish

[sophistration]

This is the kind of spiritual revelation that makes me want to read Warren's journal. I feel purified.

[pulpdecameron]

You > Me.

:(

[superflow]

?

[pulpdecameron]

I was just indicating your vast superiority to me. Sorry.

[daki]

Why can I see this happening when people start legally changing their names to online handles?

[kaolinfire]

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes.