1. While in Pittsburgh, F's sister took us to a strip club to see a midget stripper. Yes. A midget stripper. Her name is Little Sassy Cassie, and she's 2'10" (exactly half my height!). She took it all off. She climbed the stripper pole and did handstands. I was pretty shocked by her obvious arm strength (I mean, she's lifting considerably ( Read more... )

What a colossal waste of my time. This was not a zombie movie. The only thing it had going for it was a neat theme song and a lot of tits. No one in the world should ever have to sit through this horrible movie, except Jantine, because it's all her fault we saw it and she didn't even come with us. I missed the last Friday at Manray for this ( Read more... )

Zombie Movies I've Seen (for my own reference)

- Dawn Of The Dead (Romero; Goblin soundtrack, in the mall)
- Day Of The Dead (Romero; limestone mine, Bub the learning zombie)
- Dawn Of The Dead (remake; in the mall, zombie baby, fast zombies)
- Land Of The Dead (Romero [in the theater]; John Leguizamo and Dennis Hopper and Big Daddy zombie and ( Read more... )