Today's "Welcome to my brain" moment ( Read more... )

I have to accept the fact that I am really an adult now. Proof: I have had a cup of coffee every day this week. Not Starbucks mocha latte bullshit, either--actual office-provided diesel fuel coffee. I need about 9 sugars to make it taste not like diesel fuel, so I have to drink the decaf or otherwise I'd be on the freakin' ceiling, but still. ( Read more... )

My work is very challenging and stressful today.

I think I've been working on rhinoplasty chapters too long. The terminology is getting in my head: I've got this idea that it might be fun to attend an "excessive nostril show", at which the performers might do the "columellar strut". An "extended columellar strut", even, although that might only appear on the special edition DVD ( Read more... )