golf balls!
According to my Snapple cap, Americans spend $630 MILLION per year... on golf balls. GOLF BALLS. I'm proud to say that I do not contribute to this total, except for maybe once when I couldn't think of anything else to get my dad for Father's Day. But really, America, $630 million on golf balls? Don't we have anything better to spend our collective funds on? Even if we're not giving our $630 million to starving children, we could at least be spending it on something less ridiculous.