I relived my Teentalk days and I stumbled upon this thread in 'Anything Goes' which solicits corny pick up lines! Hahaha. These are the ones that had me laughing =)) Sorry na, mababaw ako. Enjoy :D
- may mmda ba rito?
kasi nagkabanggaan puso natin! - kung posporo ka at posporo ako
eh di MATCH tayo. - ibibili kita ng salbabida mo kasi...
malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko. - did the sun come out or did you just smiled at me?
- i just noticed you noticing me and i just wanted to give you notice that i noticed you too.
- nung minahal kita, daig ko pa natraffic sa EDSA.
i can't move on. (the best! haha) - Limang piso ka ba?
Kasi sakto ka.=)) - Do you drink yakult?
'Coz everyday you're ok. - are you a race track?
cause baby you got the curves! - Q: is this seat taken?
A: aah, no, and so am i! (malandi!) - Scenario: Girl and Boy with their friends in the school canteen.
Boy: mauna na ko. *sabay grab sa hands ng girl patayo din.*
Girl: bakit?
Boy: *pointing on a sign board that says,
"do not leave your valuable things unattended." - I am sine squared theta and you are cosine squared theta..
and together we are ONE! - aanhin mu ang gravity kung...
kusa akong nahuhulog sayo! - are you a fossil?
'cause i wanted to date you. - You can fall from the sky. You can fall from the tree. But the best way to fall is to fall in love with me. (yown ang banat ;P)
- Hey, I'm the burger king...
can you be my dairy queen? HAHAHA. - sa tingin ko mahilig ka sa geometry..
kc kahit saang angle maganda ka. - Para kang Milo
kasi I need you everyday! - "the word for the day is LEGS... why don't u and i go to my apartment and spread the word." =))
- *i'm ________ but you can call me 'tonight'.
- Are you a PS game?
I hope you're not tekken. - Hey baby. You got a jersey? (A jersey?...What for?) Because I need your name and number
- Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy. (Rarr. Hahaha.)
- I was looking at a light bulb today and it made me think of you and how you light up my world. (aww.)
Girls and guys, they're all free to use =)) Hahaha. Obvious bang hindi parin ako acads mode? :))
Hi J, I missed your pick up lines already! :))