- My grandma introduced me to this guy at the E.L.K.S. club who at the age of fourty is just now having his first kid. All I can say is he is the worst Mexican stereotype ever. I can only hope that maybe this is his 6th wife or something ( Read more... )

- My girlfriend works at a veterinary hospital with an all white staff so when no ones around I like to call them Animal Crackers ( Read more... )

- Ya know sometimes kids can be so damn cute. About a month ago this little Mexican boy asked me how come precious moments doesn't make Mexican angels. I told him that Mexican angels are out there. They're just picking fruit for all the other angels ( Read more... )