Why can't my friends be this interesting?

[sunsplash]

Lindsay recently tried to make peace with Paris, leaving voicemails explaining that she wanted to call a truce. But Paris refused to call back. Finally she responded in her usual classy way, The National Enquirer reports.

“She had her assistant call Lindsay and leave farting sounds on her voicemail,” an Enquirer spy claims

Comments

[palegothic]

dunno if you have ever heard perez hilton but you should really check out perezhilton.com!

[sunsplash]

He drives me nuts. I'm pretty sure for a while he was the one that put cum on all the pictures?

[chennpug]

For a moment I was like, "but how does Lindsay know it's from Paris?" But of course, since it's from Paris's assistant, she probably relayed the message properly, right?

"Hi, this is Jan, passing on a message from Paris - PTFFFHTPPFHFPFP. Kisses!"

[sunsplash]

Oh man. That was even funnier than my original imagination of the message. Nice! hehehe

[mokie12]

Um... have you ever considered that I don't have an assistant to do that for me? Because if I did have an "ass"istant, I'd have that person leave that message to you. Don't give up hope on that! ;)

[sunsplash]

That was a total groaner. :P

[oduschone]

Hey! How dare you say I'm not interesting! Remember the belching contest I won against Tim? LOL
How come you've never farted on my voice mail?! I mean, I know you like to make noises with your mouth... hehehe

[sunsplash]

Oh my LORD! I will never live that phrase down, will I? :P

[oduschone]

LOL, the folly of youth! ;)