Why can't my friends be this interesting?
Lindsay recently tried to make peace with Paris, leaving voicemails explaining that she wanted to call a truce. But Paris refused to call back. Finally she responded in her usual classy way, The National Enquirer reports.
“She had her assistant call Lindsay and leave farting sounds on her voicemail,” an Enquirer spy claims.
No one loves me enough to fart on MY Voicemail *pouts*
The rest of the details for those of you gossipy types.
Okay, so maybe it's trite and silly, but it's better than crying in my beer.. right? RIGHT?!?!
“She had her assistant call Lindsay and leave farting sounds on her voicemail,” an Enquirer spy claims.
No one loves me enough to fart on MY Voicemail *pouts*
The rest of the details for those of you gossipy types.
Okay, so maybe it's trite and silly, but it's better than crying in my beer.. right? RIGHT?!?!