So, I'm on my last day of housesitting, and I'm on my computer, minding my own business, when behind me this GODAWFUL TINY MACHINE starts yelling at me. Apparently, the Hoppes have this little machine that picks up warnings issued by NOAA and then repeats it ten thousand times in a robot voice, trying to make you as scared as humanly possible that ( Read more... )

For the first time... ever, I think... there's a fire alarm and it's not my building! It's another one! With the fire trucks and everything, not me! Mwahaha ( Read more... )

Some complaints:

• Spring break was not nearly long enough. What gives?
• Gainesville? Nice town. Six hours is a LONG DRIVE.
• Why are there only Burger Kings in rest stops? Why?
• Why did I eat so damn much  in Gainesville? WHY?
• No Alias tonight. This breaks my heart.