I had an orgy..
I have to like fill everyone on what happened over my very eventful weekend..It all started on Friday. I got a toy of Legolas from my older brother the night before and I found out that it did a special trick. He can masterbate. Well it looks that way. My little brother had been sick with the flu, so he wasn't getting rides to school so i would get to school earlier. Well at 7:15 my mom told me we were leaving and i hurried and put on my eyeliner and I ran out the door, forgetting complely that I wanted to bring my headset. I asked my mom if I could go back and get it. She told me she would bring me back if she din't take so long in the store. Then she left me there to amuse myself. Which was cool for like 5 minutes and then I got bored with my Legolas and was like "Mom where the hell are you?!" 5 Minutes later she came out and I wondered if she was going to take me back. Then she turned and went the way that we always take home, but in the end she went into the corner store, to get herself some smokes and she asked me if i would like to have something and she ended up getting me two packs of gum. Go Mom. I finally got to school and I was a little later than I normally was, I hurried to the library. Which I sttod in front of for another five minutes when a teacher came out and said that the libary was closed. -__-(). My day had started as i would call it...bad?
But then at lunch the day took a turn. As me and Ari were leaving the cafe with my hot lunch in my hands, Jeff was looming around the entrance, and as we walked past him, he said very loudly "BAAAAHHHH!" It caused me to yelp and lose one of my tater-tots (which I was giving to Ari for her lunch..)So with a laugh we walked away and we sat down in our normal seats with Jackie and Kittey. We played with the Legolas toy and I had come up with a very funny song.
"OH HARD ONES! SOFT ONES! SOMETIMES HE CUMS ON THE SHEETS! BUT HE'LL NEVER CUM ON MY FEET!"
Everyone found this very funny, and I continued to sing this throught the rest of lunch. With many weird looks from all the preppy girls. Well as the period was comming to a close, we decided i should sing it as Nick and Jeff walked by. To all our suprise Shawn (Donny's younger brother)walked with Jeff right over to us!Shawn was looking at Ari and then he tried his hardest to get away, Jeff was pushing him and loked as though he wanted to sing my song with me, but he din't know the words. Well Shawn and Jeff ran off and Nick followed after talking to some girl (oh the Jelousy) and he din't notice my song until Jeff grabbed nick and tunred his head in our direction and said something that I din't hear, all we know is that Nick looked over and laughed. It was all very nice.
On saturday however, my brother was feeling a bit better and I had an orgy planned with Ari,Kittey, and Jackie. My brother and my mom dragged me to Wal-Mart so he could buy his stupid PS2. Damn that stupid brother who gets everything! I mean arg, I never get anything and now he gets a PS2. I can't even get lousy HP bed covers. Mler him and all the ones who buy him the damn shit. I ended up buying a stuid 7 dollar Harry potter plushie thing. One of the guys at the counter as i was buying the toy, aguy pointed my toy out to his daughter that I had a HP toy. She din't seem to big to talk and he went on and asked if I had seen the second movie. I pulled my shirt out so he could see I was wearing a Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets shirt, and told him as nicley as possible that I had seen the movie three times. Then the funny thing was the sales slip said that I had bought a Hermionie toy...weird...
I went home and i called Jackie up and got ahold of Ari and Ari eneded up picking me up early to go to Jackie's house. Then we had chili and potatos.Yum! We went to Jackie's house and stood outside for 10 minutes and she randomly showed up to talk to us. Kittey hadn't shown up yet. We enede up going to her room and I meet her pet snake, Slytherin. The snake was like in love with me! I was very happy with that. In the end Jackie got me to hold her scorpion Mama. *shutter* I never really wanted to touch an animal that is like a spider and turns out to have more legs than a spider. We soon got really bored and went to the playground down the road to have a smoke. It soon started to rain and we sat there under the hood thing to keep dry. Let me tell you it did not work well. We were awaiting Kittey's car and wene we saw it we chased after her. Funny thing is that it took her a while for her to notice we were there. She grabbed all her stuff and ran into our new hideout (playground thing). We all light up another smoke and sat there as the rain became harder, cool thing is that i was able to like sit in the opening of the slid, everyone else was much to big and stood around laughing and taliking and passing around a bottle of strawberry alchol and wine. Even Ari joined in on the festivities, I was amazed i thought she was going to stand there and pout and tell us that we were killing ourselves. Giggling we ran to the woods for further retret. Then we hastily tried to roll a joint which did not smoke. Mler it all. We then ran home and laughed and ate lots of chicken and i was very buzzed and laughing and did lots of stuff that I do not feel like typing out, you would have to IM me to see what happend. All I have to say is snogging, snogging, strip poker, and me thinking we were in a London apartment and getting turned on by Jackie's snake. I have not slept at all,how horrible can this be? Well Ari did get mad at us and would not talk to us at all! For only like 10 mins. She was in the room babbling to the wall, thinkning that she was talking to Kittey. Then she got really mad when she walked out and found us all gone. Right now she is like waking up so i will be going away now. i think I have wrote enough....
But then at lunch the day took a turn. As me and Ari were leaving the cafe with my hot lunch in my hands, Jeff was looming around the entrance, and as we walked past him, he said very loudly "BAAAAHHHH!" It caused me to yelp and lose one of my tater-tots (which I was giving to Ari for her lunch..)So with a laugh we walked away and we sat down in our normal seats with Jackie and Kittey. We played with the Legolas toy and I had come up with a very funny song.
"OH HARD ONES! SOFT ONES! SOMETIMES HE CUMS ON THE SHEETS! BUT HE'LL NEVER CUM ON MY FEET!"
Everyone found this very funny, and I continued to sing this throught the rest of lunch. With many weird looks from all the preppy girls. Well as the period was comming to a close, we decided i should sing it as Nick and Jeff walked by. To all our suprise Shawn (Donny's younger brother)walked with Jeff right over to us!Shawn was looking at Ari and then he tried his hardest to get away, Jeff was pushing him and loked as though he wanted to sing my song with me, but he din't know the words. Well Shawn and Jeff ran off and Nick followed after talking to some girl (oh the Jelousy) and he din't notice my song until Jeff grabbed nick and tunred his head in our direction and said something that I din't hear, all we know is that Nick looked over and laughed. It was all very nice.
On saturday however, my brother was feeling a bit better and I had an orgy planned with Ari,Kittey, and Jackie. My brother and my mom dragged me to Wal-Mart so he could buy his stupid PS2. Damn that stupid brother who gets everything! I mean arg, I never get anything and now he gets a PS2. I can't even get lousy HP bed covers. Mler him and all the ones who buy him the damn shit. I ended up buying a stuid 7 dollar Harry potter plushie thing. One of the guys at the counter as i was buying the toy, aguy pointed my toy out to his daughter that I had a HP toy. She din't seem to big to talk and he went on and asked if I had seen the second movie. I pulled my shirt out so he could see I was wearing a Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets shirt, and told him as nicley as possible that I had seen the movie three times. Then the funny thing was the sales slip said that I had bought a Hermionie toy...weird...
I went home and i called Jackie up and got ahold of Ari and Ari eneded up picking me up early to go to Jackie's house. Then we had chili and potatos.Yum! We went to Jackie's house and stood outside for 10 minutes and she randomly showed up to talk to us. Kittey hadn't shown up yet. We enede up going to her room and I meet her pet snake, Slytherin. The snake was like in love with me! I was very happy with that. In the end Jackie got me to hold her scorpion Mama. *shutter* I never really wanted to touch an animal that is like a spider and turns out to have more legs than a spider. We soon got really bored and went to the playground down the road to have a smoke. It soon started to rain and we sat there under the hood thing to keep dry. Let me tell you it did not work well. We were awaiting Kittey's car and wene we saw it we chased after her. Funny thing is that it took her a while for her to notice we were there. She grabbed all her stuff and ran into our new hideout (playground thing). We all light up another smoke and sat there as the rain became harder, cool thing is that i was able to like sit in the opening of the slid, everyone else was much to big and stood around laughing and taliking and passing around a bottle of strawberry alchol and wine. Even Ari joined in on the festivities, I was amazed i thought she was going to stand there and pout and tell us that we were killing ourselves. Giggling we ran to the woods for further retret. Then we hastily tried to roll a joint which did not smoke. Mler it all. We then ran home and laughed and ate lots of chicken and i was very buzzed and laughing and did lots of stuff that I do not feel like typing out, you would have to IM me to see what happend. All I have to say is snogging, snogging, strip poker, and me thinking we were in a London apartment and getting turned on by Jackie's snake. I have not slept at all,how horrible can this be? Well Ari did get mad at us and would not talk to us at all! For only like 10 mins. She was in the room babbling to the wall, thinkning that she was talking to Kittey. Then she got really mad when she walked out and found us all gone. Right now she is like waking up so i will be going away now. i think I have wrote enough....