Good Stuff
Craig! Craig! Wake up!
Look! I have marbles!
Ahh, more marbles.
Watch out! There's a wooden stick figure right there!
Wait, I gotta go in Matrix slow-motion.
You dodged the bullet Neo...
...but now you will die by chainsaw!
Oh no! It's a very big monster!
A big monster?
A BIG monster!
Let's let the Japanese take care of it.
Paul: Banana yellow...
Elton: Ambvoo, veebavah.
Paul: Brown overalls!
Elton: Hey, do you wanna play this piano with me?
Paul: I don't really want to...
Elton: But I... I beg you...
Paul: Listen Elton John, I'm sick of you. So I'm quitting the Beatles.
Elton: Wait, wait, you gotta hear this song first...
Producer: I don't want the Beatles. I want the Cockroaches.
Assistant: But the Cockroaches are out of business!
Cockroaches! Cockroaches!
Crayons! Crayons! Crayons! Crayons! Crayons! Crayons!
Cockroaches!
Ahhh, we won't die. We won't die, if you chop off our heads!
Watch out! Nuclear powers!
Office spaces are very wonderful for the office... spaces...
I often thought that when I sat alone...
Sat alone...
In my desk...
The desk...
That I was very lonely...
What?
Lonely...
And there she lay...
... and I...
What'd you do?
I... hit her with a beanbag.
Oh! You criminal! Society!
Society!
Jim, help me!
You are now in jail for 12 years...
I'm so sad.
Twelve?
Twelve.
Twelve!?
Such an odd number isn't it?
I like beans!
Listen partner, there ain't enough rounds for the two of us.
Then I'll just move! Geez!
You want some cinnamon before you go?
Ha Ha! I have fooled you! The cinnamon was actually basil!
Oh my God!
YOU WILL NOW DIE FROM BASIL POISONING!
Courtney! Courtney get my gun!
I am Courtney!
Get me my gun!
No.
Wha ha haa!
Derrr, I'll just get my own gun.
But the gun was missing.
Buh-BOOM!!
Treetops and treeforts, our society has now ended.
Die British, die!
I will chant my holy powers to defeat the British...
Go Moses! Go Moses! Go Moses!
M O A OZIS!
OZIS!
Moses!
Ahhh!!
And then the water parted...
... and then fishes died.
Oh, I'm the British, and Moses defeated me.
And then suddenly oil spilt everywhere...
... and then everyone got acne and it was gross.
I'm very sad.
And then everyone was nerds for the rest of their lives.
DAHR!
Look! I have marbles!
Ahh, more marbles.
Watch out! There's a wooden stick figure right there!
Wait, I gotta go in Matrix slow-motion.
You dodged the bullet Neo...
...but now you will die by chainsaw!
Oh no! It's a very big monster!
A big monster?
A BIG monster!
Let's let the Japanese take care of it.
Paul: Banana yellow...
Elton: Ambvoo, veebavah.
Paul: Brown overalls!
Elton: Hey, do you wanna play this piano with me?
Paul: I don't really want to...
Elton: But I... I beg you...
Paul: Listen Elton John, I'm sick of you. So I'm quitting the Beatles.
Elton: Wait, wait, you gotta hear this song first...
Producer: I don't want the Beatles. I want the Cockroaches.
Assistant: But the Cockroaches are out of business!
Cockroaches! Cockroaches!
Crayons! Crayons! Crayons! Crayons! Crayons! Crayons!
Cockroaches!
Ahhh, we won't die. We won't die, if you chop off our heads!
Watch out! Nuclear powers!
Office spaces are very wonderful for the office... spaces...
I often thought that when I sat alone...
Sat alone...
In my desk...
The desk...
That I was very lonely...
What?
Lonely...
And there she lay...
... and I...
What'd you do?
I... hit her with a beanbag.
Oh! You criminal! Society!
Society!
Jim, help me!
You are now in jail for 12 years...
I'm so sad.
Twelve?
Twelve.
Twelve!?
Such an odd number isn't it?
I like beans!
Listen partner, there ain't enough rounds for the two of us.
Then I'll just move! Geez!
You want some cinnamon before you go?
Ha Ha! I have fooled you! The cinnamon was actually basil!
Oh my God!
YOU WILL NOW DIE FROM BASIL POISONING!
Courtney! Courtney get my gun!
I am Courtney!
Get me my gun!
No.
Wha ha haa!
Derrr, I'll just get my own gun.
But the gun was missing.
Buh-BOOM!!
Treetops and treeforts, our society has now ended.
Die British, die!
I will chant my holy powers to defeat the British...
Go Moses! Go Moses! Go Moses!
M O A OZIS!
OZIS!
Moses!
Ahhh!!
And then the water parted...
... and then fishes died.
Oh, I'm the British, and Moses defeated me.
And then suddenly oil spilt everywhere...
... and then everyone got acne and it was gross.
I'm very sad.
And then everyone was nerds for the rest of their lives.
DAHR!