I'm sooooo bordio so here is what has been going on in my life...
Saturday:
I kinda slept in then I did my laundry and took a shower and shaved my legs. My brother picked me up to go over his house at like... 3 o'clock about. We got there and hung out for awhile. Then Stacey and I went to the store. First we went to Big Y and then we went to Family Dollar to buy shitloads of candy since they sell huge bags for like... a dollar each<3 We got back and watched Matt play video games. Matt asked me if I wanted to play Tekken 4 after he had beaten the time he had but instead I played "Leisure Suit Larry"? lmao I think thats what it was called. But anyways, Larry is this little guy that walks around and you have to try and get him laid. But first he has to have good confidence... there is this "game" he plays and it gives him confidence. It's like Pong (You know the two little paddle things that go up and down the sides of the screen and you have to hit the little ball thing back and forth.) Except... his is... you hit the ball of cum back and forth using the little hands... everytime you hit the ball of cum back and forth the dick in the middle of the screen grows. When the dick grows up all the way and touches the bell at the top of the screen, the bell rings and you get alittle bit more confidence. Then you can go around and play other games like Quarters (That's a drinking game incase you didn't know) and you can jump on trampolines with girls and shit. It's funny. I never got the poor bastard laid though. But I did get him really drunk and I made him piss all over this bitchy girl that was mean to him and made him lose confidence. Oh yeah... then there was the hackey sack guy that when you walk by him, if you make Larry fart on him he swears at you. SO funny. So yeah... then my nephew got back from his godparent's house and we had to shut that movie off. After awhile Matt and Stacey went out and I was left with the kids. Jazmine was sleeping in her basinet and didn't wake up once so that was easy. Then Jordan went outside with Rachel and Jakai. I watched "The Notebook" (Jordan would turn away and go GROSS everytime they kissed lmao), "Romeo And Juliet"...the one with Leonardo DiCaprio... and "Fight Club" my brother was home by then though and kept laughing everytime someone would get hit really hard. The part where the guy gets the acid type shit poured on his hand was SOOO fucking sick. I had to look away lmao. Me, Matt, and Stacey stayed up until like 4 talking about random shit.
Sunday:
We woke up at 7 o'clock to get ready. We didn't even leave until 10:30 which was kinda stupid but oh well. It was fun. We brought Jazmine in the water for her first time... well her first time in like... a lake or anything other than her bathtub. She LOVED it... lmao she was laughing and splashing in the water. Matt blew some air into her face really quick and dunked her under. She didn't really care for that much but it got her hair all wet so I gave her a fucked up little mohawk. It was cool. Then I spiked it and it looked like she was electracuted. Since the sun was still out and Jazmine was already alittle burned I brought her back up to the picnic table and put her in the play pen that was under the tree in the shade. Then I went back in the water to play football with Manny and my brother, Matt. We left at like 5 o'clock and then I stayed home by myself. My dad went to a party and didn't want to leave me home alone over night (The guys house is literally not even a 10 miniute car ride up the street) because "Something could happen." I was like "Okay Dad... you really must not trust me... I mean what have I ever done for you to not trust me when I'm home alone. Everything will be fine... the guns are upstairs in the attic and your baseball bat is by the computer desk in your room if anything happens. I'll be FINE" So I convinced him to let me stay home. But he woke up in the middle of the night... well really at like 5 in the morning at Mike's house and came home because he was worried. It really pisses me off that he doesn't really let me stay home alone over night because I'm 16 years old... AND I've never done anything bad (that he knows about) for him to not trust me. Oh well.
Today:
Nothing really happened today. I was supposed to go over Kelsey's house but some shit came up and I couldn't go... I really really really really hope that she isn't mad at me or anything because I feel like I ditched her. But she is going to watch fireworks at Six Flags so I'm hoping she's having fun. I don't feel like writing anymore and this is getting kinda long soo...
~*Love ya*~
~*Katie*~
I kinda slept in then I did my laundry and took a shower and shaved my legs. My brother picked me up to go over his house at like... 3 o'clock about. We got there and hung out for awhile. Then Stacey and I went to the store. First we went to Big Y and then we went to Family Dollar to buy shitloads of candy since they sell huge bags for like... a dollar each<3 We got back and watched Matt play video games. Matt asked me if I wanted to play Tekken 4 after he had beaten the time he had but instead I played "Leisure Suit Larry"? lmao I think thats what it was called. But anyways, Larry is this little guy that walks around and you have to try and get him laid. But first he has to have good confidence... there is this "game" he plays and it gives him confidence. It's like Pong (You know the two little paddle things that go up and down the sides of the screen and you have to hit the little ball thing back and forth.) Except... his is... you hit the ball of cum back and forth using the little hands... everytime you hit the ball of cum back and forth the dick in the middle of the screen grows. When the dick grows up all the way and touches the bell at the top of the screen, the bell rings and you get alittle bit more confidence. Then you can go around and play other games like Quarters (That's a drinking game incase you didn't know) and you can jump on trampolines with girls and shit. It's funny. I never got the poor bastard laid though. But I did get him really drunk and I made him piss all over this bitchy girl that was mean to him and made him lose confidence. Oh yeah... then there was the hackey sack guy that when you walk by him, if you make Larry fart on him he swears at you. SO funny. So yeah... then my nephew got back from his godparent's house and we had to shut that movie off. After awhile Matt and Stacey went out and I was left with the kids. Jazmine was sleeping in her basinet and didn't wake up once so that was easy. Then Jordan went outside with Rachel and Jakai. I watched "The Notebook" (Jordan would turn away and go GROSS everytime they kissed lmao), "Romeo And Juliet"...the one with Leonardo DiCaprio... and "Fight Club" my brother was home by then though and kept laughing everytime someone would get hit really hard. The part where the guy gets the acid type shit poured on his hand was SOOO fucking sick. I had to look away lmao. Me, Matt, and Stacey stayed up until like 4 talking about random shit.
Sunday:
We woke up at 7 o'clock to get ready. We didn't even leave until 10:30 which was kinda stupid but oh well. It was fun. We brought Jazmine in the water for her first time... well her first time in like... a lake or anything other than her bathtub. She LOVED it... lmao she was laughing and splashing in the water. Matt blew some air into her face really quick and dunked her under. She didn't really care for that much but it got her hair all wet so I gave her a fucked up little mohawk. It was cool. Then I spiked it and it looked like she was electracuted. Since the sun was still out and Jazmine was already alittle burned I brought her back up to the picnic table and put her in the play pen that was under the tree in the shade. Then I went back in the water to play football with Manny and my brother, Matt. We left at like 5 o'clock and then I stayed home by myself. My dad went to a party and didn't want to leave me home alone over night (The guys house is literally not even a 10 miniute car ride up the street) because "Something could happen." I was like "Okay Dad... you really must not trust me... I mean what have I ever done for you to not trust me when I'm home alone. Everything will be fine... the guns are upstairs in the attic and your baseball bat is by the computer desk in your room if anything happens. I'll be FINE" So I convinced him to let me stay home. But he woke up in the middle of the night... well really at like 5 in the morning at Mike's house and came home because he was worried. It really pisses me off that he doesn't really let me stay home alone over night because I'm 16 years old... AND I've never done anything bad (that he knows about) for him to not trust me. Oh well.
Today:
Nothing really happened today. I was supposed to go over Kelsey's house but some shit came up and I couldn't go... I really really really really hope that she isn't mad at me or anything because I feel like I ditched her. But she is going to watch fireworks at Six Flags so I'm hoping she's having fun. I don't feel like writing anymore and this is getting kinda long soo...
~*Love ya*~
~*Katie*~