Quotes of the Week

[sunflowerb]

So normally, while watching tv, movies, living daily life, I will hear a line that just strikes me as funny enough that I think of savoring it for a facebook status, or something, or it just amuses me enough I want to hang on to it. So, from now on, I think I will compile the list of funny one-liners/conversations that stick in my head.

Penny:"How are flower barrettes gonna appeal to men?!"
Howard: "...We add bluetooth!"
-The Big Bang Theory

"Of all the gay men in the world, we have to get the two without taste!"-Bree Hodge, Desperate Housewives

"Alice, am I mad?"
"Yes, yes you are. Completely mad. Absolutely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are."
-Alice and the Mad Hatter from Tim Burton's new version of 'Alice in Wonderland'

"Proper? What if everyone in the whole world got together and decided that it was proper to wear a codfish on your head, would you do it?"
-Alice, from the new TBurton version of 'Alice in Wonderland'

Karen Mcklusky:"No, wait, not third base, she played shortstop."
(Lynette runs to scatter their friend's ashes before they are caught by the softball field security)
Karen Mcklusky: "No, hang on, it was third base."
(Lynette runs back)
Karen: "Or at least I think it was third base."
Lynette: "Karen, make up your mind, I'm running out of Ida!"
-Karen Mcklusky and Lynette Scavo, Desperate Housewives