"it is what we do to whores in my country!"

Apr 23, 2006 20:49

today some woman at work spent $345 on random shit, mostly easter clearance mark-downs and laundry soap, and i had to escort her and her two carts full to her minivan and help her unload it all. she started huffing and puffing and bitching about her asthma, and as a remedy for the awkward silence, i said "i had asthma as a kid." she turned to me and said "OH??? DID YOU HAVE CANCER, TOO?? THAT MAKES IT SO MUCH WORSE YOU KNOW!" all right, you win.

tomorrow i have to go back and sell more habbo hotel cards to overweight misfits and remind the prim ladies of their super coupon savings. i've had about enough.
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