i keep overdrafting my bank account without even using it ( Read more... )

last night i dreamt mostly of my boyfriend, but those dreams were interrupted by other dreams that involved my borrowing a prostitute's lipstick?

i have neglected you but i haven't gone far ( Read more... )

"if big girls don't play with barbies, what do they DO with their time?!" - myself, age four.

when i was younger, i constantly confused the words "parisian" and "partisan."

i write about summer in the winter and winter in the summer. i don't get the full scope of the past season until i'm into the next ( Read more... )

i've been whoring out my housewife capabilities for money. so let me know if there's anything you need swept up, sir.

3pm ( Read more... )

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anna made me do it ( Read more... )