Aye, today's apparently Talk Like a Pirate Day, so Me shall make that effort by procurin' a pirate speaker translator. Which is what I'm doin' right now. Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum? (It is almost identical to the original. Do I usually talk like a pirate? I hope not. Yarp. But whatevs.)
2.01: The Curse of Cornelius Sigan
- Pray tell, where is your pyjama top from S1, Arthur?
- Cornelius Sigan was verily Voldemort-like, with his breaking down of soul and hiding it in GLOWING JEWELRY! LOLS INFINITY. I wonder, do all evil wizards seek eternal life? It's a pattern we must break some day! Just fetch the Elder Wand and get on with it, all right.
- HORSE POO! Oh Merlin, why so sad, because Cedric easily took your post by the prince's side, and Arthur is obviously thicker than it might be suggested? ;(
- Cedric!Cornelius conjured up hair straighteners and a pleasant-looking feathery cardie to look more evil. NOICE.
- What was the Moste Powerful Spell Evah anyway? I know! DRAGON BREATH! (Bafo de dragão sounds funnier in my head.) At least that's what it looked like. Or was it the MIND PROBE?
- Trailer was v. exciting. Morgana with golden eyes, just like Merlin's, YAY! Sarah Parish! Lancelot! Georgiana Darcy! "We can never be together!" (LOLZ) Father-son rivalry! Mordred!
- Also, MOAR CAMELOT OT4 PLS. YES YES YESSSSSS. [/Bowie clown]
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