How depressing
Oh my god. Jack White...got married....to some model women. She better be good enough for him, or I will ass rape her with a cucumber.
She's quite ugly, ew. Bad taste Jack White, bad taste. Meg White was okay, but Renee Zellweger? And now this skeletor woman?
I won't lie. I wouldn't be happy with anyone Jack White chose. In a weird way, he's kind of like my son and I don't think anyone's good enough for him. Except Meg. He should get back together with Meg. Then I'd be happy. Otherwise, no dice.
Jack White officially does not have my approval of this marriage, and therefore it should be annulled. NOW!
I can't help but wonder if this is a publicity stunt to gain interest in their new cd, it's coming out Tuesday. The thought of this makes me cry. They were the one band who really didn't give a shit if anyone bought their cds. And now this looks eerily like a stunt. If it is...well...I'll never really know whether or not it was, but if I decide in my opinion it probably was a stunt, I will have lost a lot of faith in mankind. I don't think anyone knows how much I idolize and obsess over the White Stripes. Jack White is/was the only person I would gladly follow around the world for the rest of my life, polishing his shoes with a toothbrush and bottled water. The man is a genius. I am totally in love with him (platonically) and like I said...I would sell him my firstborn child, even if he just wanted to eat it with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Seriously.
EDIT: I've rethought this, and it has to be some kind of joke. Maybe he's trying to make fun of smelly Renee Zellweger. Who knows. I don't want to believe it though, it just is very unpleasant.
She's quite ugly, ew. Bad taste Jack White, bad taste. Meg White was okay, but Renee Zellweger? And now this skeletor woman?
I won't lie. I wouldn't be happy with anyone Jack White chose. In a weird way, he's kind of like my son and I don't think anyone's good enough for him. Except Meg. He should get back together with Meg. Then I'd be happy. Otherwise, no dice.
Jack White officially does not have my approval of this marriage, and therefore it should be annulled. NOW!
I can't help but wonder if this is a publicity stunt to gain interest in their new cd, it's coming out Tuesday. The thought of this makes me cry. They were the one band who really didn't give a shit if anyone bought their cds. And now this looks eerily like a stunt. If it is...well...I'll never really know whether or not it was, but if I decide in my opinion it probably was a stunt, I will have lost a lot of faith in mankind. I don't think anyone knows how much I idolize and obsess over the White Stripes. Jack White is/was the only person I would gladly follow around the world for the rest of my life, polishing his shoes with a toothbrush and bottled water. The man is a genius. I am totally in love with him (platonically) and like I said...I would sell him my firstborn child, even if he just wanted to eat it with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Seriously.
EDIT: I've rethought this, and it has to be some kind of joke. Maybe he's trying to make fun of smelly Renee Zellweger. Who knows. I don't want to believe it though, it just is very unpleasant.