Today at work some lady told me I was stupid because we didn't have any decaf drip coffee ready. She said, and I quote, "You don't have any ready? How stupid are you ( Read more... )

I have no idea what the hell happened here, but damn.

You know any article that starts off with the following two lines has got to be good.

They're designed to scare off Canada not global warming experts. geese in Centennial Park proved

They're not in tight with David so realistic it prompted a police Suzuki.
It's like a really odd mash up of ( Read more... )

This may be the most WTF-y thing I've seen in a while.

( Nude Obama Unicorn Hawaiian Volcano Art )

I appear to have joined a Star Trek mailing list. I can't recall ever signing up for such a thing, but I've suddenly started getting emails from it. Maybe I joined a really long time ago and it just hasn't been active until now? Idk.

This is interesting. So Copeland hijacked FOB's viral campaign? I spent way to much time clicking through the maze thing yesterday (and mostly ending up totally confused, because I suck at this sort of thing ( Read more... )

Okay, I'm sitting here on the computer, and there's suddenly this random weird noise. It kind of sounds like a giant bug flying into the window, but there's no giant bug that I can see. It's totally coming from inside this room. :( I've been hearing it for the past 10 minutes and I don't know what it is and it's freaking me out ( Read more... )

Amazon is selling this cable that you can get at Radio Shack or whatever for $5 or so. On Amazon it's $500. Yep, $500.

Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable

I would assume that they just mis-keyed the price- $500 instead of $5.00, except it's actually $500.99. Anyway, people are posting all sorts of crazy reviews for it. My favorite:

It gets me ( Read more... )

I was at the grocery store yesterday. While exploring the frozen food aisles I discovered that Haagan-Dazs has come out with green tea ice cream. I hadn't had green tea ice cream since I was in Japan a million years ago so I picked up a pint to try it out. I was not expecting it to be very much like actual Japanese green tea ice cream and I must ( Read more... )

Dear ketchupbloodI don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it when I threw up in women's clothing and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that we're cousins. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know ( Read more... )

Last night I dreamt I went to visit cinoberis. She & her sister locked me in their garage. I kept asking if we could go sightseeing since I'd never been to Poland before, but they made me sort through boxes of their dad's old clothes instead.

I told the husband about this dream and he said "Do they even have garages in Poland?" *rolls eyes*