[fic] Teenage Dream
Title: Teenage Dream
Genre: romance/humour/fluff
Chapters: 4/?
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: YunJae/JunChun
Summary: Yunho's young and eager. Yunho's too young and too eager for Jaejoong
Misery loves company, Jaejoong's heard, and that's bullshit. He's miserable and lonely and he's spent the last two days composing heartwrenching ballads and now he wants to die.
It's no surprise that when his colleague and friend of many years comes to visit he almost faints from the shock of seeing Jaejoong's sitting in a dark room, candles illuminating the ghostly figure like a vampire before an attack.
'OHMYGOD Jae I think you need a break. Ok, I need a break' Junsu says, clutching at his chest and trying to calm his racing heart down. Then he pries the man away from his piano and onto the couch and takes a good look at him.
'Yes, you do look like shit' he determines and presses a bottle of water in his hands. Jaejoong looks downright dehydrated, reminding him of a wilting flower.
'Drink something' he orders and sits down beside him, 'and now tell me what were you doing'
'I don't know. Composing?' Jaejoong replies, sighing and eyeing the bottle as if it's poison.
'Are you sick?' Junsu asks, feeling his forehead for fever.
'No'
'Crazy?'
Maybe, but he's not going to answer that. He isn't lonely, he isn't sick, he doesn't miss Yunho, and that's a fact.
'This is crazy' Junsu mumbles and scratches his neck. They both fall into an uncomfortable silence until the younger jumps to his feet and yells out 'I know' while pointing at Jaejoong.
'Is this because of that jail-bait Yoochun was telling me the other day?'
At which Jaejoong's eyes bulge out impossible wide. First, he can't believe that somehow his life revolves around Yunho now and, second, he can't believe Yoochun betrayed him.
'No'
'Yes! You're lovesick, aren't you?'
'Oh god no' he groans, wanting to hit his friend with something heavy. He is not lovesick, just tired, and he doesn't want to see that kid at all. Wouldn't even care if he died.
'I can see it in your eyes. You're in loooo-'
'Shut it and tell me why you're here' Jaejoong says instead, letting out a loud yawn. Maybe he should get some sleep, maybe a nice bubble bath, maybe a facial.
Now Junsu's looking at him like he really lost his marbles and it's a mixture of pity and sadness and Jaejoong feels guilty. He knows he's forgotten something but he doesn't know what.
'Uh, is it... Valentines?'
'It's January'
'Oh, right, let me try again. Your anniversary?'
'With whom? Yoochun and I broke up months ago'
'Right' another miss, 'did you get a new job?'
'We work at the same company, dipshit'
'I know that' Jaejoong bites his lip, worried that with every word the look on Junsu's face grows sourer. It feels like his friend is a turkey and he's filling him with stuffing and he doesn't want to feel that way. He's thinking really hard because there must be something important that he can remember if only he tries hard enough and he's trying really hard now.
Then it hits him.
'Oh. It's my birthday'
'Yes' Junsu nods and fishes a small box out of his pocket which he then presses into the other's hands. Jaejoong examines it suspiciously before opening it and finding a diamond ring inside.
'The fuck?' he looks up at Junsu who just shrugs, apparently oblivious of the content that was inside.
'Gift from your secret admirer. He sends you best wishes and love'
Jaejoong snaps the box close and presses it back into Junsu's hands.
'Take it back'
'Why?'
'Because I don't want it'
'Really?' Junsu rises a fine eyebrow, opening the box and examining its content. Fine, maybe he does have a point and maybe Jaejoong's been whining for centuries that nobody ever gets him anything worthwhile but now that someone does it feels wrong. Especially knowing that it came from a teen who buys stuff with the money of his boss. He wonders where Yunho even got this thing from and hopes he hasn't done something stupid.
'I think it's pretty' Junsu says as he lifts the ring out of the box and slides it on his finger, 'so the youngling who gave me this was Yunho? Nice. I had imagined him a kid but he's pretty mature. Quite the man. Why don't you just accept this?'
A strange sting of jealousy pierces Jaejoong's heart because he doesn't want the ring but he doesn't want it to be on Junsu's finger either. It's a ring Yunho gave to him, not Junsu, so only he is allowed to wear it.
'Ah, you're no use' he snaps, annoyed, and snatches the ring away, putting it deep into his own back pocket, 'I can as well go and give it back myself if you're no help'
'Ok' Junsu shrugs and puts his hands up in defense when the man storms past him.
'And don't touch anything' Jaejoong warns him before he slams the door shut.
Chuckling, Junsu looks towards the kitchen before heading straight to it. Jaejoong always keeps his fridge stashed with goodies and it's not like he's uninvited here.
---
'Yunho?'
He looks in the classroom and think that this was a really bad idea. One of the worst he's had in years. The janitor looked at him with suspicion when he said he's here to pick up his younger brother but he worked his charms and he suspects the janitor's a bit in love with him now.
'Yunho?' He calls again in the deserted place, his spirit deflating. He was told Yunho had cleaning duty today so where the hell is that boy? Nothing ever seemed to go his way lately so with a sigh he turns around to leave, bumping into a hard chest.
'Uh. Where the heck where you?' he groans and rubs his nose unhappily. If this was a horror movie he would be dead by now so he's lucky it's only his ordinary life. It's been a little extraordinary lately but he thinks Yunho's stalkerish tendencies are not that bad yet.
'Bathroom' the boy answers, his voice sounding weird, so Jaejoong looks up, taking a step back when he does. Yunho's practically glowing, looming over him with a look of pure hunger.
'Why are you looking at me like that?'
'Like what?'
'Like I'm your favorite food and you haven't eaten for days?'
'It's because you are my favorite food' the boy opens his arms and takes two large steps forward, drawing the smaller into an embrace, 'and it feels like I haven't eaten for days because I missed you so much'
Jaejoong's stunned into silence but recovers soon enough before Yunho manages to steal a kiss.
'Woah, who said anything about-'
'But you came here'
'You must be having some weird relationships with your classmates then and anyway, I'm here to give you back this' and with that he pries the grabby hands away and drops the ring into Yunho's open palm. He kind of regrets it because the boy looks like he's just kicked his teeth out but this is the harsh reality of life and it's better he learns soon. He can't keep a diamond ring, that's for sure, especially not from a kid of his boss. Yunho's smitten with him and it's really flattering, he can admit that, but it's also a mistake and Jaejoong has to make sure to stops it before it's gone too far.
'But it's yours'
'But I don't want it'
Although he kind of does. It's a beautiful ring and he's a bit cheap but nobody needs to know that. Yunho's a real sweetheart, though, so he smiles, trying his best to look apologetic. It's time to leave and let Yunho finish his cleaning, Jaejoong knows, and the thought makes him feel older than he actually is.
'Ok, kid, have a good life' he says as turns toward the door. He manages to take exactly two steps before it goes exactly as well as he didn't imagine it would and Yunho's blocking his way.
'What are you doing?'
Maybe he should have taken those stalker tendencies Yunho's been showcasing a little more serious. This is scary and he can already see the articles with photos of his mutilated body being found in Yunho's room while he sits there wearing his skin. Of course the big brown eyes do not indicate murder but he's heard stories.
'Jae' Yunho takes a step forwards while he takes a step back. There is a broom on his right so he could hit the boy with that but better not. Don't they say that resisting only encourages the sexual predator?
'Great' Jaejoong mutters when he takes another step back. Now he's turned Yunho into a sexual predator. He's not sure why his mind keeps coming up with these suggestions because Yunho looks harmless...relatively speaking.
That is, until he rushes forwards and tackles him, both of them falling to the ground.
'Jae' Yunho whispers again, this time looming over his smaller body, and yeah, ok, he's a sexual predator alright. Goes well with him being a pedophile, Jaejoong whimpers and tries to push the boy away.
'Don't fight me' Yunho says and wait... isn't that exactly what they all say before the rape happens?
'Then stop molesting me!'
'I'm not!'
'Your hands are under my shirt!'
'Oh' that gets a reaction out of him and the boy sits back, cheeks coloring red, 'I'm sorry about that'
Jaejoong stares. He knows he's been staring a lot but what else can he do? How can Yunho possible go from assaulting to blushing in matter of seconds? It's not how these things work! Is the boy even real?
'How about you get off of me first?'
Yunho shakes his head.
'You're going to escape then'
Ok, they are back to the maniac side.
'If you feel like I want to escape isn't there something wrong with that?'
'No'
At which Jaejoong gives up, slumping back flat on the floor.
'Dear Lord help me' he looks up at the ceilings, not finding his God there but only some nasty brown spots, 'so what do we do now? You're going to keep me here forever?'
Which would be quite amusing. They could just keep lying here until the class fills up and everyone starts wondering what their classmate is doing to that old man. He's quite sure that Yunho has not thought his plan through but maybe he's wrong. The boy keeps him surprised, be it positively or negatively.
Yunho shakes his head again, not that Jaejoong cares, before he leans closer and starts caressing his face. It is a sweet gesture but nonetheless creepy.
'I just want you to listen'
'Listening'
'Promise you won't run away'
'Do I have a choice?' he wonder, looking the other in the eyes which have turned very sad and sorrowful, so he bites his tongue. It feels like he's the asshole here although it's all Yunho's fault. But, then again, Yunho's just a kid with a crush.
'Ok, fine, I will listen but let me up first'
That makes Yunho light up and he unceremoniously grabs his arm, hauling him up gracelessly like he's a sack of potatoes. Jaejoong mourns the gesture, telling himself that he shouldn't ask for manners from a seventeen years old, but he still wishes Yunho would stop tossing him around like that. It really is starting to take a toll on his masculinity and he values that one.
They end up sitting at a desk across each other, ready for interrogation. Jaejoong's fully prepared to refuse anything and Yunho's fully prepared to fight him.
'Bring it on'
'Alright. Go on a date with me'
'No' Jaejoong sputters because that's so childish, 'tell me why you're so obsessed first. You saw me one time and that's it? Isn't that a bit far fetched even for you?'
'No. I also can't forget our night together'
'Great' Jaejoong rolls his eyes because this is even better. He lets the kid fuck his ass once and now he thinks he's in love?
'It's hormones, Yunho. You're a teenager, it's normal. You think you're in love but you're not. You want sex, fine. I get that. Dating? Love? No, that's where you are wrong'
'No, that's where YOU are wrong' the boy shakes his head, determined, and grabs Jaejoong's arms. He holds them into his own like he's praying, looking in his eyes seriously.
'You're the one. I can't believe I have found you so soon but you're the one for me. I know it. I didn't know it before but now I'm sure. When I was studying abroad I started listening to your music and that's when I knew. If there's someone with such a beautiful soul and body I must have him. If you becomes mine I will be the luckiest man alive'
Now it's Jaejoong's turn to say something but he's stunned into silence.
'Woah. Yunho... That's...'
Insane? Crazy? Absolutely amazing?
'So please go on a date with me. One date and that's it. If you don't want me afterwards I won't bother you. I will leave you alone, I promise, even if that destroys my entire life'
Dramatic much but Yunho's eyes are so deep and brown that Jaejoong nods. He meant to say no but he can't help it.
'Any place I choose?'
'Fine' he agrees. He can give the guy that much and it's not like he will drag him into a cave or something.
'You won't protest?
'No' he says and then thinks, finding it necessary to add, 'but only as long as it doesn't involve anything sexual'
'It won't' Yunho promises which sound a bit too good to be true but Jaejoong wants to believe in the good of the youth.
'In that case, fine. Let's go on a date' he agrees and Yunho's smile turns the widest Jaejoong's ever seen on a human being. He jumps to his feet, letting out a loud Yes! before he grabs the broom and starts sweeping enthusiastically.
'Then lets go to Japan tomorrow' he tells him with his big smile and sparkling eyes and that's not what Jaejoong's expected at all.
Tbc
Five
A/n: it's a silly comedy, it's not going to turn into a drama (liiieeeeees)
Genre: romance/humour/fluff
Chapters: 4/?
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: YunJae/JunChun
Summary: Yunho's young and eager. Yunho's too young and too eager for Jaejoong
Misery loves company, Jaejoong's heard, and that's bullshit. He's miserable and lonely and he's spent the last two days composing heartwrenching ballads and now he wants to die.
It's no surprise that when his colleague and friend of many years comes to visit he almost faints from the shock of seeing Jaejoong's sitting in a dark room, candles illuminating the ghostly figure like a vampire before an attack.
'OHMYGOD Jae I think you need a break. Ok, I need a break' Junsu says, clutching at his chest and trying to calm his racing heart down. Then he pries the man away from his piano and onto the couch and takes a good look at him.
'Yes, you do look like shit' he determines and presses a bottle of water in his hands. Jaejoong looks downright dehydrated, reminding him of a wilting flower.
'Drink something' he orders and sits down beside him, 'and now tell me what were you doing'
'I don't know. Composing?' Jaejoong replies, sighing and eyeing the bottle as if it's poison.
'Are you sick?' Junsu asks, feeling his forehead for fever.
'No'
'Crazy?'
Maybe, but he's not going to answer that. He isn't lonely, he isn't sick, he doesn't miss Yunho, and that's a fact.
'This is crazy' Junsu mumbles and scratches his neck. They both fall into an uncomfortable silence until the younger jumps to his feet and yells out 'I know' while pointing at Jaejoong.
'Is this because of that jail-bait Yoochun was telling me the other day?'
At which Jaejoong's eyes bulge out impossible wide. First, he can't believe that somehow his life revolves around Yunho now and, second, he can't believe Yoochun betrayed him.
'No'
'Yes! You're lovesick, aren't you?'
'Oh god no' he groans, wanting to hit his friend with something heavy. He is not lovesick, just tired, and he doesn't want to see that kid at all. Wouldn't even care if he died.
'I can see it in your eyes. You're in loooo-'
'Shut it and tell me why you're here' Jaejoong says instead, letting out a loud yawn. Maybe he should get some sleep, maybe a nice bubble bath, maybe a facial.
Now Junsu's looking at him like he really lost his marbles and it's a mixture of pity and sadness and Jaejoong feels guilty. He knows he's forgotten something but he doesn't know what.
'Uh, is it... Valentines?'
'It's January'
'Oh, right, let me try again. Your anniversary?'
'With whom? Yoochun and I broke up months ago'
'Right' another miss, 'did you get a new job?'
'We work at the same company, dipshit'
'I know that' Jaejoong bites his lip, worried that with every word the look on Junsu's face grows sourer. It feels like his friend is a turkey and he's filling him with stuffing and he doesn't want to feel that way. He's thinking really hard because there must be something important that he can remember if only he tries hard enough and he's trying really hard now.
Then it hits him.
'Oh. It's my birthday'
'Yes' Junsu nods and fishes a small box out of his pocket which he then presses into the other's hands. Jaejoong examines it suspiciously before opening it and finding a diamond ring inside.
'The fuck?' he looks up at Junsu who just shrugs, apparently oblivious of the content that was inside.
'Gift from your secret admirer. He sends you best wishes and love'
Jaejoong snaps the box close and presses it back into Junsu's hands.
'Take it back'
'Why?'
'Because I don't want it'
'Really?' Junsu rises a fine eyebrow, opening the box and examining its content. Fine, maybe he does have a point and maybe Jaejoong's been whining for centuries that nobody ever gets him anything worthwhile but now that someone does it feels wrong. Especially knowing that it came from a teen who buys stuff with the money of his boss. He wonders where Yunho even got this thing from and hopes he hasn't done something stupid.
'I think it's pretty' Junsu says as he lifts the ring out of the box and slides it on his finger, 'so the youngling who gave me this was Yunho? Nice. I had imagined him a kid but he's pretty mature. Quite the man. Why don't you just accept this?'
A strange sting of jealousy pierces Jaejoong's heart because he doesn't want the ring but he doesn't want it to be on Junsu's finger either. It's a ring Yunho gave to him, not Junsu, so only he is allowed to wear it.
'Ah, you're no use' he snaps, annoyed, and snatches the ring away, putting it deep into his own back pocket, 'I can as well go and give it back myself if you're no help'
'Ok' Junsu shrugs and puts his hands up in defense when the man storms past him.
'And don't touch anything' Jaejoong warns him before he slams the door shut.
Chuckling, Junsu looks towards the kitchen before heading straight to it. Jaejoong always keeps his fridge stashed with goodies and it's not like he's uninvited here.
---
'Yunho?'
He looks in the classroom and think that this was a really bad idea. One of the worst he's had in years. The janitor looked at him with suspicion when he said he's here to pick up his younger brother but he worked his charms and he suspects the janitor's a bit in love with him now.
'Yunho?' He calls again in the deserted place, his spirit deflating. He was told Yunho had cleaning duty today so where the hell is that boy? Nothing ever seemed to go his way lately so with a sigh he turns around to leave, bumping into a hard chest.
'Uh. Where the heck where you?' he groans and rubs his nose unhappily. If this was a horror movie he would be dead by now so he's lucky it's only his ordinary life. It's been a little extraordinary lately but he thinks Yunho's stalkerish tendencies are not that bad yet.
'Bathroom' the boy answers, his voice sounding weird, so Jaejoong looks up, taking a step back when he does. Yunho's practically glowing, looming over him with a look of pure hunger.
'Why are you looking at me like that?'
'Like what?'
'Like I'm your favorite food and you haven't eaten for days?'
'It's because you are my favorite food' the boy opens his arms and takes two large steps forward, drawing the smaller into an embrace, 'and it feels like I haven't eaten for days because I missed you so much'
Jaejoong's stunned into silence but recovers soon enough before Yunho manages to steal a kiss.
'Woah, who said anything about-'
'But you came here'
'You must be having some weird relationships with your classmates then and anyway, I'm here to give you back this' and with that he pries the grabby hands away and drops the ring into Yunho's open palm. He kind of regrets it because the boy looks like he's just kicked his teeth out but this is the harsh reality of life and it's better he learns soon. He can't keep a diamond ring, that's for sure, especially not from a kid of his boss. Yunho's smitten with him and it's really flattering, he can admit that, but it's also a mistake and Jaejoong has to make sure to stops it before it's gone too far.
'But it's yours'
'But I don't want it'
Although he kind of does. It's a beautiful ring and he's a bit cheap but nobody needs to know that. Yunho's a real sweetheart, though, so he smiles, trying his best to look apologetic. It's time to leave and let Yunho finish his cleaning, Jaejoong knows, and the thought makes him feel older than he actually is.
'Ok, kid, have a good life' he says as turns toward the door. He manages to take exactly two steps before it goes exactly as well as he didn't imagine it would and Yunho's blocking his way.
'What are you doing?'
Maybe he should have taken those stalker tendencies Yunho's been showcasing a little more serious. This is scary and he can already see the articles with photos of his mutilated body being found in Yunho's room while he sits there wearing his skin. Of course the big brown eyes do not indicate murder but he's heard stories.
'Jae' Yunho takes a step forwards while he takes a step back. There is a broom on his right so he could hit the boy with that but better not. Don't they say that resisting only encourages the sexual predator?
'Great' Jaejoong mutters when he takes another step back. Now he's turned Yunho into a sexual predator. He's not sure why his mind keeps coming up with these suggestions because Yunho looks harmless...relatively speaking.
That is, until he rushes forwards and tackles him, both of them falling to the ground.
'Jae' Yunho whispers again, this time looming over his smaller body, and yeah, ok, he's a sexual predator alright. Goes well with him being a pedophile, Jaejoong whimpers and tries to push the boy away.
'Don't fight me' Yunho says and wait... isn't that exactly what they all say before the rape happens?
'Then stop molesting me!'
'I'm not!'
'Your hands are under my shirt!'
'Oh' that gets a reaction out of him and the boy sits back, cheeks coloring red, 'I'm sorry about that'
Jaejoong stares. He knows he's been staring a lot but what else can he do? How can Yunho possible go from assaulting to blushing in matter of seconds? It's not how these things work! Is the boy even real?
'How about you get off of me first?'
Yunho shakes his head.
'You're going to escape then'
Ok, they are back to the maniac side.
'If you feel like I want to escape isn't there something wrong with that?'
'No'
At which Jaejoong gives up, slumping back flat on the floor.
'Dear Lord help me' he looks up at the ceilings, not finding his God there but only some nasty brown spots, 'so what do we do now? You're going to keep me here forever?'
Which would be quite amusing. They could just keep lying here until the class fills up and everyone starts wondering what their classmate is doing to that old man. He's quite sure that Yunho has not thought his plan through but maybe he's wrong. The boy keeps him surprised, be it positively or negatively.
Yunho shakes his head again, not that Jaejoong cares, before he leans closer and starts caressing his face. It is a sweet gesture but nonetheless creepy.
'I just want you to listen'
'Listening'
'Promise you won't run away'
'Do I have a choice?' he wonder, looking the other in the eyes which have turned very sad and sorrowful, so he bites his tongue. It feels like he's the asshole here although it's all Yunho's fault. But, then again, Yunho's just a kid with a crush.
'Ok, fine, I will listen but let me up first'
That makes Yunho light up and he unceremoniously grabs his arm, hauling him up gracelessly like he's a sack of potatoes. Jaejoong mourns the gesture, telling himself that he shouldn't ask for manners from a seventeen years old, but he still wishes Yunho would stop tossing him around like that. It really is starting to take a toll on his masculinity and he values that one.
They end up sitting at a desk across each other, ready for interrogation. Jaejoong's fully prepared to refuse anything and Yunho's fully prepared to fight him.
'Bring it on'
'Alright. Go on a date with me'
'No' Jaejoong sputters because that's so childish, 'tell me why you're so obsessed first. You saw me one time and that's it? Isn't that a bit far fetched even for you?'
'No. I also can't forget our night together'
'Great' Jaejoong rolls his eyes because this is even better. He lets the kid fuck his ass once and now he thinks he's in love?
'It's hormones, Yunho. You're a teenager, it's normal. You think you're in love but you're not. You want sex, fine. I get that. Dating? Love? No, that's where you are wrong'
'No, that's where YOU are wrong' the boy shakes his head, determined, and grabs Jaejoong's arms. He holds them into his own like he's praying, looking in his eyes seriously.
'You're the one. I can't believe I have found you so soon but you're the one for me. I know it. I didn't know it before but now I'm sure. When I was studying abroad I started listening to your music and that's when I knew. If there's someone with such a beautiful soul and body I must have him. If you becomes mine I will be the luckiest man alive'
Now it's Jaejoong's turn to say something but he's stunned into silence.
'Woah. Yunho... That's...'
Insane? Crazy? Absolutely amazing?
'So please go on a date with me. One date and that's it. If you don't want me afterwards I won't bother you. I will leave you alone, I promise, even if that destroys my entire life'
Dramatic much but Yunho's eyes are so deep and brown that Jaejoong nods. He meant to say no but he can't help it.
'Any place I choose?'
'Fine' he agrees. He can give the guy that much and it's not like he will drag him into a cave or something.
'You won't protest?
'No' he says and then thinks, finding it necessary to add, 'but only as long as it doesn't involve anything sexual'
'It won't' Yunho promises which sound a bit too good to be true but Jaejoong wants to believe in the good of the youth.
'In that case, fine. Let's go on a date' he agrees and Yunho's smile turns the widest Jaejoong's ever seen on a human being. He jumps to his feet, letting out a loud Yes! before he grabs the broom and starts sweeping enthusiastically.
'Then lets go to Japan tomorrow' he tells him with his big smile and sparkling eyes and that's not what Jaejoong's expected at all.
Tbc
Five
A/n: it's a silly comedy, it's not going to turn into a drama (liiieeeeees)